Listen, we need to talk…
What’s it gonna take to make you laugh, friend?
I’ve tried everything and I’m at the end of my rope!
Wait a second! I got it!
How do you feel about hilarious tweets?
Whew! We finally figured it out!
That’s a relief!
Now laugh at these tweets and enjoy yourself!
1. We’ve made a decision.
It’s not gonna happen.
my ex: i want u back
me: my groupchat said no
— Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) December 8, 2021
2. What was that?
This is always terrifying.
When the water bottle on the nightstand pops pic.twitter.com/JLecmZ1saJ
— CHΔPTΣR 29 ♡ (@Jameca2011) December 3, 2021
3. Yes, it will.
That was a bunch of nonsense!
all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college
that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁
— Spac𝓮 ⭐️ (@sadcrib) December 2, 2021
4. Is that what happened?
I wasn’t paying attention…
Sorry it’s literally so funny that I cast an actual vote for Cynthia Nixon to be Governor Of New York and then she lost & was like welp guess I’ll do more Sex and the City
— Joan Glackin (@JoanGlackin) December 10, 2021
5. I’m not playing this game.
That’s when you get up and walk out.
i live in constant fear of being asked to share a “fun fact about me”
— trash jones (@jzux) December 4, 2021
6. I do, too!
Still good in my book.
i still use pinky promises as a legit form of trust
— ً (@stfutoxica) December 5, 2021
7. We all do, right?
Where did it all go?
Only ex i miss is the ex-tra money i used to have
— wop (@bignito_) December 5, 2021
8. Hahaha, yes!
This is accurate.
“Love that for you” is the “Bless your heart” of the North
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) December 3, 2021
9. This needs to become an American thing.
As soon as possible…
Yesterday I learned there’s a phrase in German meaning “I am feeling visited enough” that you can say when you want company to go and this is brilliant.
— 🍓Meredith Alberta Palmer, PhD 🍓 (@MeredithAlberta) December 5, 2021
10. Oh, great.
Stay off of that website!
Me: I have a headache.
WebMD: and it will be your last.
— Leticia (@Olivemadsci) December 14, 2021
Now we want you to share some funny tweets with us.
Do it in the comments.
Thanks a million!