Some failures are so blatant that they kind of go the long way around to becoming a success.
Take this for example. Remember in those old, high-score-based, survival video games where you’d run out of digits and the whole thing who flip around to zero?
That’s sort of how I feel about this particular collection of tweets. There’s a lot going wrong here. And a lot going right.
Let’s take a look!
10. The time this guy did a roach prank
Some of the noises made here are just magnificent.
LMAO their reactions got me crying ?? pic.twitter.com/VJrEYjg36Q
— Hood Comedy (@HoodComedyEnt) November 1, 2020
9. This sick pickup line
Maybe if you were the last man on earth?
I’m deleting tinder pic.twitter.com/zRWeu4zbUr
— Colyn (@colynelliott) October 29, 2020
8. This desperate attempt
Congratulations, you win a gold medal in whatever this nonsense is.
He blocked me on everything so I applied to his job… see you in the morning ?
— Mikayla D. (@__mikaylad) October 29, 2020
7. This person who felt seen
But probably not in the way they wanted to.
How it started: How it ended: pic.twitter.com/ImAcJVrpfZ
— Terrell Mallory (@_Twinndiesel) October 4, 2020
6. This product review
Well, can’t say the image is inaccurate.
I still think about this sometimes pic.twitter.com/75sVVqfl7E
— N? (@natxshha) November 22, 2020
5. This faceswap
I have so many confusing feelings right now.
i used faceapp to do the impossible—
behold, the jonas sisters pic.twitter.com/NKom6nPDrp
— harrison (@harrisonposting) November 21, 2020
4. This super rude director
Props to this guy for just rolling with it.
psa if youre a shit talking director make sure to mute ur shit on zoom mtgings pic.twitter.com/PTgMZcRhEw
— lukas gage (@lukasgage) November 20, 2020
3. This very strict mama
He didn’t even say the word, geez.
Accidentally typed "lmao" in my family group chat….this is what my mom sent me
I'm 24. ? pic.twitter.com/CCCgqCT0AC
— That's Derrick From The Team (@Rickfromtheteam) October 29, 2020
2. This guy who tried
Congrats, you did the bare minimum.
— chules (dimwit) (@notyouknowsimba) November 13, 2020
1. This doggo who’s had enough
Just give him the dang food, bruh.
Dog was so frustrated he couldn’t get the hot dog he started screaming at the other dog ??? pic.twitter.com/bb3k8LTuSQ
— Mesh?? (@rahsh33m) November 15, 2020
See what I mean? Kind of failures. Kinda glorious. Kinda what this big broad internet of ours is all about.
Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter? Is there anyone you used to follow you don’t think is worth it anymore?
Give us all your twitter hot takes in the comments and let’s go find some gold, why don’t we.