Some tweets clearly just come from the heart.

Not because they’re sappy or emotional necessarily, but because they just come from a very true and deeply, dumbly human place.

Such tweets should be treasured and loved, and treated (tweeted) with the respect they deserve.

That’s why we’ve gathered a bunch here, for your reading enjoyment.

10. Pipe snake

How did nobody catch on to what that guy was up to all these years?

9. New high score

I love that this tweet has somewhat revived the use of “ah, beans.”

8. Not to be rude

These are just scientific observations, you can love ’em or hate ’em but don’t blame me for ’em.

7. Stay far away

“I saw Goody Proctor with the devil!”
“Oh man, could you write down some directions?

6. Knowledge thus far

“Now go forth and use this as a basis for absolutely everything in certain educational circles.”

5. Do the math

You are way too young to be that socially anxious, bud.

4. The two rules

“I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t give me anything to appreciate, thanks.”

3. The proper technique

Hold on, I need to go jot this down somewhere.

2. Keepsakes

I’m thinking of starting a museum of things that suck.


1. The Magic Pie Bush

An oldie, but an all time classic.

Doesn’t it just do your body and soul good? It’s like internet chicken soup.

What’s the best thing you’ve seen on the internet lately?

Tell us about it in the comments. And spare no detail, because we all need a little healin’.