We’re back at it again with some funny tweets about moms and dads doing their thing!
And also included are those pesky little kiddos who are usually up to no good.
Are you ready for some funny parenting tweets?
Let’s get started!
1. That is creepy.
Kids are just creepy in general.
What’s the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you?
When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, “He was lost at sea.”
— Lilah Sturges, Our Lady of Kindly Nonsense (@LilahSturges) April 6, 2022
2. That’s a good one!
You’ve mastered it.
Pretending I’m still asleep so my husband has to make the kids’ breakfast is my favorite weekend tradition
— LunchLadyGaga? (@MrsGaGaG) April 3, 2022
3. I said no!
You need to do this while cleaning.
When my family wants me to turn the music down and I have to let them know that I’m cleaning and I absolutely will not pic.twitter.com/Epxd4ONDJy
— yelisa (@beingyelisa) April 2, 2022
4. Gonna be a great trip.
The Target roller coaster is currently under construction.
Us: Takes 5yr old to Disney
5yr old: Is there Target here?
— MommyCocktail (@MommyCocktail) April 2, 2022
5. That’s not good.
Sorry, lady!
Did you have a good weekend or did your 4 y/o tell a lady with grey hair in the greeting card isle to “Move it old lady!”?
— Bre (@fullofmomsense) April 3, 2022
6. No respect in that house.
One day they’ll understand…
10 wanted to make dinner and mixed random ingredients like eggs, flour, crackers, dried pasta and ketchup, then baked it until it was burnt and my twins said it was the nicest dinner they’d ever tasted so I resigned and now I live on a faraway island
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) April 6, 2022
7. Deeeep thoughts.
Now you’re gonna be even later.
Me: Why aren’t you ready? We’re late!
10: Did you know the amount of people older than you never increases?
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) April 3, 2022
8. All parents need this book.
You’re doing great!
Okay so I need to find and purchase this book pic.twitter.com/mFyMTr0e6t
— Patricia Ann Cameron (@COBlackpacker) April 5, 2022
9. How could you have known?
This is gonna get ugly.
Tried to throw a slightly neglected baby doll into the toy basket and my three year old shrieked “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!” Had no idea
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) April 6, 2022
10. We’re praying for you.
Good luck…
Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. My 7-year-old son has recently learned about the planet Uranus.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 6, 2022
How are your kiddos treating you lately?
Give us an update in the comments.
Thanks a ton!
