Do you need a little pick-me-up today?
Hey, there’s no shame in that! I do, too!
And we got just the thing for you today.
Enjoy these tweets and you’ll be ready to take on the day in no time!
1. Moms do this stuff.
You know it!
The other day I told my mom about a lunch meeting I had with someone and she was like “oh did he live in Japan at some point” and I was like “no why” and she was like “I don’t know. just a question to pass the time”
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) November 14, 2021
2. Me, too!
We all really blew it.
would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew my life was like this
— Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) November 13, 2021
3. You know it.
Do you use this?
My favorite unit of measurement is “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s”
— mac (@Mackting) November 15, 2021
4. My whole life.
I can’t remember anything anymore…
me: i was going to say something but i forgot
— ✗𝔬 (@burntzaza) November 14, 2021
5. Not all about you!
Get over yourself!
Complaining about how it gets dark earlier is privileged. Have you ever considered the positive effects for the vampire community? Not everything is about you!
— ashia monet 🕯 (@AshiaMonet) November 15, 2021
6. A rough time.
You’ll figure it out!
no but real question…how did y’all survive ages 27-29???
asking for me.
— muse. (@byscottieo) November 14, 2021
7. Betty was right all along.
I knew it!
Me at 20-years-old: Betty Draper’s life is so sad
Me, now: How can I make this my afternoon pic.twitter.com/gPSqS6IWii
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) November 15, 2021
8. Well, did you?
girls wake up and stream nothing new (feat phoebe bridgers) (from the vault) (taylors version) like babe did you even try to be happy today
— mary christmas (@shakeitoffline) November 14, 2021
9. I like it!
Do you want one?
I need this but for my brain https://t.co/PdSm0LiNIo
— in a panoramic? (@_haaniyah_) November 14, 2021
10. Great idea.
A lobotomy sounds nice.
going blonde bc it seems like bleach chemicals on your scalp would function as a lobotomy lite and i need that rn
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) November 15, 2021
11. This is it.
Deal with it!
early 20s: a coat will ruin the outfit!!
late 20s: coat is outfit
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 13, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.
We’d sure appreciate it!