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If you’re a man, congratulations. You made it to the secret man-only post.

If you’re not a man, how did you get in here? We had TOP NOTCH security on this, there’s no way you should have been able to get through.

Great. Now you’re gonna see all of our meme secrets and everything will be ruined forever.

Guh, I hate this. The internet is so hard.

Well, might as well show you the memes now, I guess.

10. There’s a snake in my boot

How did Disney not understand this character would be a walking innuendo?

9. Hop to it

She’s so sweet.

8. Shrinkage

You’re not gonna get very far in that thing.

7. Time at last

I’ve sowed my wild oats and now I can’t remember where I put them.

6. Ready or not

Just five more minutes, promise.

5. Deep thoughts

We are almost never thinking what you think we’re thinking so stop thinking about it.

4. What a deal!

Always gotta save a little something for later.

3. Wave goodbye

Imagine you got killed by the pee pee of a giant. What a way to go.

2. Padding it out

We may not have a lot going for us, but we’re willing to fake it ’till we make it.

1. Guns and ammo

I’d be first in line, tbh.

I guess those weren’t so much deep man secrets and more just…memes. Still, don’t tell anybody I showed you.

What’s your favorite thing about being a dude?

Tell us in the comments.