There’s no escape!
I’m talking about how there are petty people EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes these folks can be funny and sometimes they can be infuriating…
And sometimes they’re a mix of both.
Check out these petty folks and stick around to tell us what you think about them in the comments.
Let’s get petty!
1. Anyone want a drink?
This is gross, but effective.
I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don’t like pic.twitter.com/YOOrBaNTaB
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) March 9, 2018
2. This is good.
Show him who’s the boss.
My husband pissed me off today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he had planned for our special day tomorrow
There is nothing special about tomorrow
But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over
— kids_kubed 🇨🇦 (@Kids_kubed) January 11, 2020
3. Power move.
Powerful, yet petty.
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I open a bottle of some condiment when there’s already one open.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 27, 2020
4. Uh oh…
She’s not gonna like that.
My wife ate the last donut this morning so I went in her car and readjusted the driver’s seat and mirrors.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) March 11, 2021
5. This is going too far.
You ate all the good stuff?!?!
my boyfriend pissed me off so now I’m eating all the expensive salami in the fridge
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2020
6. Gonna be a big bill this month.
He asked for it…
My husband pissed me off so I sent him a picture of the thermostat set to 72 degrees.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) March 1, 2021
7. He’ll get the message.
No one wants that.
Instead of telling my husband I’m annoyed with him, I’m just gonna put strawberries in a salad.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 24, 2020
8. There it is…
This doesn’t sound good…
Me: you’re mad at me?
Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that.
Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away.
Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates.
Me: there it is.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) February 26, 2020
9. Is this over the line?
It seems pretty extreme…
I know it sounds mean but when I’m mad at my wife and want to lash out, I’ll put a whisk in the spatula drawer when I’m emptying the dishwasher.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2020
10. Oh no!
I think I’m gonna be sick…
My husband pissed me off so I made him his favorite chocolate chip cookies and used black beans instead of chocolate
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 9, 2020
Have you ever had to deal with really petty people?
Share your stories with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!