The art of the passive-aggressive note is truly something to be treasured and fostered in our population.
If we don’t set a good example for our kids by leaving notes with an impact, how will they know to do the same with their own children/pets/houseplants one day?
Truly it’s a noble cause to point out good ones when we see the, which is exactly what his collection is all about. Enjoy.
10. A cut up
The important thing is to really underline the violence with a nice heart in the signature.
9. Straight from the heart
Anybody who has to clean kitchens often enough knows what’s up.
8. Valuable life lessons
Let’s get the hashtag #DadFacts trending right away, please.
7. Copy paste
Yeah you’re gonna wanna read those labels pretty carefully.
6. Return of the machete
Uh, ok then, thanks mom.
5. The real diesel
You don’t wanna get out there and find out your were wrong about this.
4. Plugged in
Seems like buying a $10 powerstrip might just save a lot of angst and anger in this situation.
3. Thoughts and prayers
One does not simply walk in.
2. Mike the apple
Well now that you’ve named him nobody’s gonna be able to eat him. Nice going, dummy.
1. Tube up bum
Written so casually, like this is a common occurrence in this household.
Now those are some notable notes. I think I’ll make a note of them. So that they’re duly noted.
What’s the best note you’ve either written or received?
Tell us about it in the comments.