There are truths, and there are deep truths, and then there are technical truths.
Things that you can’t deny, though every fiber of your being wants to, because they’re just too pedantic to warrant acknowledgement.
And yet, you gotta give it up. Here are ten posts that are gloriously, technically true.
10. T H I N K
Being correct while missing the entire spirit of the post, attaboy.
Those all start with i
— OHH YEAHHH (@ohhyeahh_cr) January 16, 2021
9. Layer by layer
He’s out of line, but he’s right.
If you put #pizza on top of a pizza, you'd have 2 pizzas. But if you put a lasagne on top of a lasagne, you'd still have 1 #lasagna. – WhatsApp
— Amit Panchal (@AmitHPanchal) February 10, 2021
8. You gotta testify!
There’s a theatre in my hometown called The New Theatre.
It’s been around for more than 50 years.
Not to be "that guy" but aren't both Testaments old now?
— Just Some Guy | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) January 29, 2021
7. Numbers don’t lie
This is a great example of why statistics without context can be less than useless.
wake up, sheeple. pic.twitter.com/xvgjIhfGMw
— Honey, I Shrunk Zaku (@ZinZaku) June 25, 2020
6. The pocket conspiracy
Has someone informed Jim Gaffigan of this?
YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS
YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS
YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF.
DONT BELIEVE THE LIES
— Dame (@DameCagz) March 5, 2019
5. Bullet time
I’ve seen this posted so many times and like…where are you getting that number from?
3 bullets colliding in the battle of Gallipoli in 1915.
— Hamish (@hammmmmmyy) March 6, 2021
4. Summon the Grouch
What am I, chopped liver? Also I think I’m standing on some chopped liver.
— Steady (@Steady_WP) December 13, 2018
3. Rock and roll
That’s gonna be the name of my Rush cover band.
2. Support the cause
This is what you get for leaving your prompts so open ended.
1. Absolutely brutal
The game has been changed forever.
Those are some good, technically correct posts. But we’re done now. Or rather, we’ll be done in 41 words. Because I’m still typing, and there are a couple more lines to go.
What’s the best technically correct thing you’ve encountered lately? Was it said by you or by someone else?
Tell us in the comments.
Ok we’re actually done…now.