There are certain things in this world that I think only us dudes can understand. Most of them aren’t anything terribly deep or even helpful, but they’re ours, dammit, and there’s a strange sort of pride to be taken in that.

These are the experiences that make us men, and boys, and manboys, and Boyz II Men.

Enjoy these relatable memes, my fellow dudes.

10. Step aside

If you can get it in the first go that’s borderline miraculous.

9. You better wash out

I’d give my left leg to live in an apartment with a dishwasher again, tbh.

8. Long story short

It’s the only such compliment you’re gonna get, so you might as well take it.

7. High fashion

Nevermind the style, I’m losing it over those prices.

6. Super massive hole

Why do astronomers have to do this to us?

5. Hair raising fun

Is that a man? I’m still not fur sure.

4. Good to the last drop

Every. Single. Time.

3. Gotta scoot

How these things aren’t stolen more often is entirely beyond me.

2. Game face

Look at that baby. He looks like he’s calling dad a noob.

1. Power to the people

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

These types of stupid things are our sacred rites. Keep them secret. Keep them safe.

What’s your favorite “dude” experience?

Share it with us in the comments.