Sometimes teenage kids gotta get roasted, you know what I’m saying?
If you are around these monsters, then you know that’s definitely the truth!
And these parents are roasting the right way!
Read on to see what they had to say to their kiddos!
1. This is brilliant.
And so very true.
“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”
― Nora Ephron— Steven Isserlis (@StevenIsserlis) October 13, 2017
2. Kids today…
Cute, aren’t they?
Me: Will you empty the dishwasher please?
My teenager: I’m good
Me:Thank you
My teenager: That actually means No….that’s how my generation talks
Me: Lets try this again, Empty the fecking dishwasher or you’ll get my foot up your arse , That’s how MY generation talks #IrishMom— Fiona O’Brien (@RealFionaO) August 27, 2018
3. Here we are…
Didn’t see that coming.
Well, I never thought I’d call my daughter a raging-she-devil-bitch-from-the-depths-of-hormonal-hell but here we are.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) September 6, 2016
4. Explain that to me…
Human kids are DUMB.
Baby giraffes can walk right after birth.
My kids are teens and still can’t pour a drink without spilling it.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 3, 2019
5. You did it!
A major breakthrough.
Don’t give up hope, parents of uncommunicative teens. Today my newly-chatty son said “nah” only three hours after I asked him a question.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 16, 2016
6. That Roomba is smart.
The job was too big.
You think your kid’s room is bad? I watched our Roomba go in the doorway of my teen’s room – looked both ways, and turned right back around and left.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) December 17, 2020
7. Dear Jesus…
I promise I’ll never sin again.
If you doubt my dedication to a higher power, you should see how many prayers I can recite while riding passenger to my teen driver.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 15, 2017
8. Life with teens.
Sounds like a blast!
Having a teenager is like living in a haunted house: every now and then you’ll see a figure in the corner of your eye, hear moaning, and then a door slams.
— Arlynn Lake, Professional Optimist (@DrWhoWhatWhyHow) April 21, 2021
9. What can you do?
They’ll grow out of it…hopefully…
Strangers pay me a lot of money to give them advice but let me try and tell my teenager one single thing and it’s an automatic, “You don’t know anything.”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) September 18, 2018
10. They certainly are picky, aren’t they?
Just go with the flow…
Having a teenager is so weird. pic.twitter.com/tqxhqgVHQD
— Teddy (@That1teddygirl) January 25, 2022
Have you roasted your kids lately?
If so, share some zingers with us in the comments.
We love this stuff!
