Who’s ready to chuckle?!?!
Let’s see a show of hands…
Okay, it looks like people are pretty into this idea.
So here’s what we’re gonna do: we’re all gonna enjoy these funny parenting tweets and then we’re gonna CHUCKLE.
Does that sound good?
Okay, let’s start now!
1. Okay, time for bed!
Well, that was easy.
The bad news is my toddler dumped my husband’s large water bottle all over the couch and himself. The good news is now he’s had his bath
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 14, 2021
2. Time flies.
She’ll be out of the house in no time!
Shorty been 2 for less that 24 hours 😭 why ain’t nobody warn me pic.twitter.com/FoEwq5bukE
— Mani 🧚🏼♀️ (@mami_manii) November 19, 2021
3. Feeling a little jealous?
Oh well, it is what it is.
My kids’ friends’ mom always has some exciting craft for them to do when they go to her house. When my kids’ friends are over, I just sit on the couch and occasionally call out “does anyone want chips?”
— SpacedMom (@copymama) November 16, 2021
4. Just keep repeating it over and over.
It just makes things easier.
Half the parenting vocabulary is the word “wow”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 16, 2021
5. You did your best.
I hope they like Big Macs.
*Googles Thanksgiving recipes*
*Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes*
*Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes*
*Googles is McDonald’s open on Thanksgiving*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 14, 2021
6. Time to duel.
This is gonna get wild!
My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.
— Brona C Titley (@bronactitley) November 13, 2021
7. Pretty much.
There is no escape!
Any time parents try to have a romantic moment pic.twitter.com/KIDRmLAvBC
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 17, 2021
8. A new game for everyone!
This needs to be a board game.
My kids were screaming at each other.
I told them to stop fighting.
They said they weren’t fighting. They were playing “Karens.”
Now everybody is grounded.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2021
9. Can you keep it down in there!
I’m trying to take a nap!
Nobody prepared me for how loudly babies sleep
— Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) November 17, 2021
10. Totally nailed it.
Smart kid you got there.
10 said she doesn’t like my coffee breath, but she’d rather deal with that than my “decaf personality,” I think she’s figured out marriage.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) November 18, 2021
11. You got your hands full.
It’s gonna be a long day…
My daughter’s eyes were barely open this morning when she said “mommy I want to wear a really pretty outfit today.”
— Beth Newell (@bethnew) November 16, 2021
Okay, moms and dads, now we want to hear from you.
Tell us how your kiddos are behaving in the comments.
Thanks a lot!