What do you think is the brokest you’ve ever been in your life?
And how did you deal with it?
It stinks, right?!?!
No doubt about that!
And these tweets accurately sum up what it’s like to not have any money.
Let’s take a look.
1. You’re almost there!
Good news, according to my bank account I’m just a cool $1,000,021.87 away from being a millionaire
— Tal (@TMWanish) August 27, 2018
2. That’s hot!
More of that, please!
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) February 16, 2015
3. I’m good.
Maybe next time…
Cashier: do you want to buy a bottle of water for $1? The money goes to charity
Me [pretty thirsty]: I already had some water a few days ago
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 12, 2017
4. I’ll give it a shot.
It could work…
whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) June 17, 2016
5. Do I need that?
Might look nice in the living room…
One day I hope to be wealthy enough to not do a double take every time I see abandoned furniture on the side of the road.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 31, 2017
6. Time to dine and ditch.
Get ready to run!
DATE: Tell me something naughty about you
ME [loudly chewing lobster] I haven’t brought any money
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) September 7, 2017
7. Not much fun, is it?
A vicious cycle.
Millenial culture is having no money, constantly being worrying about money, then treating yourself to something because you’ve been worrying so much and now you’re worrying about money again
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 24, 2018
8. Why are you doing this again?
We’ve talked about this!
How my bank account looks at me when I spend money on food & alcohol . pic.twitter.com/R6KoRWb3eF
— KGB. (@Thando_TooShort) August 29, 2018
9. Just being honest.
Gotta teach ’em young.
[Walking around park with kid]
Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green?
Me: Because God wants to remind me every place I go I have no money
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 18, 2017
10. This is great!
I haven’t seen this one!
When you’re low on money, getting stoned and looking at pictures of helicopters counts as seeing a movie
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) March 26, 2018
How about you?
Are you broke as a joke right now or doin’ just fine?
Give us an update in the comments!