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Who is ready to get F-U-N-N-Y?
Let’s see a show of hands…
Okay, now let’s get down to business!
Go ahead and enjoy yourself!
1. You know it!
Or they just need to make the stores bigger…
Ppl should be required to pass a “how to move through space” course before shopping at Trader Joe’s
— Nori Reed (@realnorireed) March 1, 2022
2. This. Right here!
You know you do it, too.
Why drive 7 minutes when I can spend an extra $47 to have the food delivered to my doorstep?
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 27, 2022
3. The correct answer.
Keep them guessing.
The nurse asked me if I was sexually active with men or women, and I told her it depends on the night. She’s been typing for 10 minutes.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) February 28, 2022
4. That was a lie.
Don’t even think about it!
When I said “email me any time,” I did not mean that.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) March 1, 2022
5. Inquiring minds want to know.
Any info on this?
Where did Scar’s accent come from. Did he study abroad
— Amber Treadway (@treadway_amber) March 3, 2022
6. Now I’m confused.
What’s going on here?!?!
……..aint she write the damn book? https://t.co/7YETdlMUB0
— ꜰᴀɪʀᴅᴀɴ (@hyphenkordei) February 26, 2022
7. Haven’t been out in a while.
Control yourself!
Saw a baby so cute I said “Oh my God” out loud. Startled the mom and had to explain “Sorry, your baby is very cute.” So yeah, it’s been a little while since I was in public.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 3, 2022
8. Hard launch.
Go for it!
photo: me on my wedding day with a man you’ve never seen before
the caption: hard launch— it’s me sally darr (@sallydarr) March 3, 2022
9. Not going well.
Keep trying…
Ur on wordle, I’m on my 30th attempt to guess my own password
— aurora… (@silicone_angel) February 27, 2022
10. Your friend has issues.
Also, I’ll still eat that burrito.
i had a friend who put a frozen burrito in the microwave and when it didn’t heat up she threw the burrito away and tried heating up a different one
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 3, 2022
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