There are tons and tons of people out there tweeting every single day, and while not all of them are trying to be funny, I think a good portion of them probably are.
How many succeed? Probably quite a few get at least a chuckle, but that’s not what we’re going for today – we’re going for funny enough to make a list.
We think these 10 make the cut, but take a scroll and see what you think!
1. I don’t blame her.
Just on principle. She’s probably right.
I told my mama the joke, she hung up on me 😭😭😭
— Nola Woods ⛳️ (@fineapple22_) November 22, 2021
2. I’m pretty sure someone is.
What else could it be?
https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1463330470209413125?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463330470209413125%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755387%2F
3. The nefarious plan all along.
I’ll have to take this under advisement.
As a vegetarian with the worst apartment out of all of my siblings and cousins, I'm grateful to be right on track to never getting asked to host a single Thanksgiving
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberlyDinaro) November 22, 2021
4. I never thought of it like that.
I have to agree now that this is an excellent phrase.
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1463131194527297539?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1463131194527297539%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F21-funny-tweets-to-give-you-a-laugh-today-3755387%2F
5. Good luck with that.
Most people just aren’t all that into touching.
Skin to skin not enough for me, I need soul to soul 😂😭
— 💲wizzle 🚀 (@__hannwinn) November 22, 2021
6. I’ve never seen a more apt description.
And I’m honestly not sure I can ever look at it the same way.
Hamilton is a 3-hour 30 Rock cutaway joke
— Samantha Prosser (@samanthprosser) November 20, 2021
7. Glad to know I’m not alone.
There are more of us!
https://twitter.com/glo_bamba/status/1462815516452691970?s=20
8. We’re sorry to have to tell you…
But actually we see the inside of you more than the outside.
Human: we have a color named after you!
Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides?
Human: no, uh–
Salmon: wait why is it pink?
Human: …
Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) November 19, 2021
9. See something, say something.
It applies to just so many situations.
I just think it's funny how my Animal Crossing villagers have the audacity to get upset about us not talking for months after they admit they saw me around. Friendship is a two-way street, Marshal. You could've said hi. 🙄
— 🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 (@witch_mote) November 22, 2021
10. Maybe a little bit of ham or turkey.
Maybe.
Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 24, 2021
I mean, these are pretty good. Right? Better than I could do, anyway.
What about you? Do these stack up? Let us know what you think in the comments!
