A lot of Twitter is just the same stuff over and over; political arguments, self-righteous anger over any give topic, pithy little observations, wild stanning, attempted takedowns, attempted jokes, it all just kind of washes over you and moves right past your brain.
But some of it has a very different effect. Some of it is so wild, so ridiculous, so absolutely cringe, that it will not only force you to take notice, but may in fact put a stop to your brain function altogether.
These are ten such tweets. How many are sincere? How many are trolling? How many are copies from some long lost source of equally dubious origin? It’s impossible to say. All we can tell you is to prepare yourself for the worst.
10. Enjoy it while it last
This bit of cringe was originally a reply to a (now deleted) simple, sweet declaration of love from a wife to a husband.
https://twitter.com/mucharsol/status/1358842815627804680
9. The cross driver
I’m gonna need to you go ahead and say sike right now.
https://twitter.com/KrissieTX/status/1380220602074738695
8. The killer looks
Oh…well that’s…um…*backs out of room slowly*
fun fact: my cousin killed 3 people but also heβs really hot lmao
— sam struggle tweets (@bjarbzgetha) August 29, 2020
7. Follow back bro
This man’s got his priorities straight.
Yo follow back bro π―
— Adam (@Anifyz) April 14, 2021
6. Eat fresh
Not like this…never like this.
Ate half my sandwich prolly save the other half for later pic.twitter.com/WEJIOKZplj
— caruso (@normalguycaruso) March 20, 2021
5. Wasteful idiot
I need this to be a weird joke.
I NEED this to be a weird joke.
https://twitter.com/officialtaiyari/status/1310643502062030850
4. BTS
These stans are getting out of control.
my brother told me tomorrow is the worst bts song. why was this boy born? why did i suck his dick? a waste of time and incest π
— emma β 彑 (@yoroihelos_) January 11, 2021
3. Chew on that
Hey where do you live so I can never go there.
I used to chew on my ex's forearm. He had an injury & had sustained nerve damage, so he couldn't feel it. It was the best stress reliever! One of the few things his worthless ass was good for.
— Deia Lawrence (@DeiaAlexis) March 14, 2021
2. The speed of sound
I’m going to need to have a serious conversation with 9.2% of you.
https://twitter.com/nickroberts317/status/1375196722146779136
1. Smoke ’em up
I’m sure it’s exactly what he would have wanted.
YOOO I FORGOT I MADE THIS itβs a juul pod w my dogs ashes πππ pic.twitter.com/bhTJWlcX5h
— may π’ (@ih8may) March 22, 2021
Well, I’d better make this outro brief because my brain stopped working.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on the internet lately?
Tell us in the comments.
