I don’t have a lot of followers on Twitter, so I don’t know what it’s like to have a tweet “blow up.”

From what I’ve seen, most people take the opportunity to talk about or plug something important to them in the replies, which gets completely ignored, because that’s not what we’re here for.

We’re here for the jokes. Just the good old fashioned funnies. Don’t bother us with the rest of that stuff, just make with the haha’s.

Without further ado, here are said Twitter haha’s.

10. A sweet treat

This is the kind of man I aspire to be in my later years.


9. From the fountain

Is it weird that I can kind of hear that cup?

8. Zoom in on me

“Yeah, I’d just like to add to Scarlet’s fart, if I could…”

7. Spotted in the wild

Go on and get out of my bedroom, you fiend.


6. Pasta fry

Sounds to me like you just lost yourself one usable pot.

5. Look on the bright side

I can literally remember when it was and now I’m sad, thanks a lot.

4. A new moovement

This whole thing is in the pocket of Big Cow.

3. The cycle begins again

It’s almost like time alone isn’t enough to fix the problem and we also need actions.


2. Mr. Fix It

Mmm, sounds kinky, tell me more.

1. Smooth operator

Few people know this but Kenny G stands for Kenneth Goodsounds McTootyHorn.

I’d say all of those deserve to blow up. In the best possible way.

What’s your favorite tweet ever?

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