Are you having a little trouble just getting through stuff lately? Do you need a boost? A pick-me-up? A billion dollars?
Well, we can’t really help with that last thing. We’ve been trying to throw a pizza party around here and so far our fund is some old Dave and Busters tokens we found in the couch. But we CAN probably assist with the first couple of things in the form of these here tweets.
They’re really gonna pull ya through!
10. Good and bad
There’s a silver lining to every hardship.
I have bad news and good news pic.twitter.com/88fbRu8Rp4
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) May 19, 2021
9. Its’a me
In Italy, everyone is requires to constantly be gripping a tiny flower.
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1396473512089595904
8. Hot girl summer
It’s the only kind to have.
"why don't you think you can have a hot girl summer this year?" – an actual question my therapist asked me today
— Jenny Arimoto (@jennyarimoto) May 20, 2021
7. The pacer test
Ready, set…
“the pacer test will start in 30 seconds” pic.twitter.com/oSMDsFwX6r
— 🏴☠️ (@1piecehub) May 22, 2021
6. No cap
Like chips, it’s mostly air.
https://twitter.com/Idney_Bean/status/1396319932107927552
5. Potato, potato
That’s somehow more suspicious than a bomb, I think.
TSA just unpacked a man’s bag and revealed it was 50% potatoes, is there no privacy in this world
— worms cited (@christapeterso) May 23, 2021
4. The bouch
Oh boy, college was a wild time.
This the first and last time I'm going over her crib. Shorty got a bouch😒🤦🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/hhawO4rUHe
— Maybe: Ryan🫣 (@chlamydiapills) May 20, 2021
3. The big snake guy
You gotta learn about it, that way you know when you’re dealing with a snake.
why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) May 23, 2021
2. Old medicine
I’m not sure if you can handle the real strong stuff.
Ok but that 1899 bottle look like it’s gon be a good time😂😂😂 https://t.co/EZU4vQQTmB
— Saint 😇 (@ThaBeardedSaint) May 27, 2021
1. Excuse me?
This joke is evergreen.
“Who the fuck are you beeping at?” pic.twitter.com/T11aBvaZs1
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) May 24, 2021
And with that, we hope that we have given you the strength to carry on. Through tweets. Through memes. Through everything that this big wide internet has to offer us all.
If the whole internet were going to go away and you could only pick one site to keep bringing you strength, which one would you pick and why?
Tell us your thoughts in the comments.
Thanks fam!
