I don’t have a lot of followers on Twitter, so I don’t know what it’s like to have a tweet “blow up.”
From what I’ve seen, most people take the opportunity to talk about or plug something important to them in the replies, which gets completely ignored, because that’s not what we’re here for.
We’re here for the jokes. Just the good old fashioned funnies. Don’t bother us with the rest of that stuff, just make with the haha’s.
Without further ado, here are said Twitter haha’s.
10. A sweet treat
This is the kind of man I aspire to be in my later years.
https://twitter.com/MayaDanielleP/status/1274484396557365249
9. From the fountain
Is it weird that I can kind of hear that cup?
Pop in these cups used to hit different pic.twitter.com/mUScxSPQms
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) June 21, 2020
8. Zoom in on me
“Yeah, I’d just like to add to Scarlet’s fart, if I could…”
Just farted on a zoom call and it lit my name up.
I've been betrayed
— Scarlet Châppell (@ScarletChappell) June 20, 2020
7. Spotted in the wild
Go on and get out of my bedroom, you fiend.
https://twitter.com/victor__mbugua/status/1274121470742941696
6. Pasta fry
Sounds to me like you just lost yourself one usable pot.
My stupid ass tried to make macaroni except I forget the water
— Madison Hall (@Madison30821244) July 2, 2020
5. Look on the bright side
I can literally remember when it was and now I’m sad, thanks a lot.
nothing like suddenly remembering the last time you sang Mr Brightside with a room full of people to make you feel like a character in a dystopian novel recalling the Before Times
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) June 22, 2020
4. A new moovement
This whole thing is in the pocket of Big Cow.
Again, I’m struck by the inconsistencies of lockdown pic.twitter.com/wZqP4dL6J8
— Yakub Qureshi (@yqshi) June 20, 2020
3. The cycle begins again
It’s almost like time alone isn’t enough to fix the problem and we also need actions.
https://twitter.com/saralememe/status/1271934470132727808
2. Mr. Fix It
Mmm, sounds kinky, tell me more.
My husband and I do this role play where I tell him the things that need to be fixed around the house and he pretends to listen.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 19, 2020
1. Smooth operator
Few people know this but Kenny G stands for Kenneth Goodsounds McTootyHorn.
i know you all think your dads are the best but when my dad moved to the US he literally named himself Kenny Chee bc he loves Kenny G 💖😂
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 21, 2020
I’d say all of those deserve to blow up. In the best possible way.
What’s your favorite tweet ever?
Tell us in the comments.
