If there’s one thing we love around these parts, it’s funny parenting tweets.
And they better be real, too!
And you’re in luck today because these tweets from moms and dads are real doozies!
Go ahead and check them out!
1. Think about that.
Sounds intense.
Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.
— Abraham Gutman אברהם גוטמן (@abgutman) January 23, 2022
2. Shouldn’t have said that.
That’s not good.
My 5 yo after explaining to him that telling baldheaded ppl they look like thanos, is not the compliment he think it is: pic.twitter.com/Yl7a5N3W7M
— Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) February 16, 2022
3. Makes sense.
What else would she pick?
kids are amazing because we took my daughter to pick out a toy as a reward for going to sleep every night for a week and she pored over every fancy incredible toy in the store and walked out ecstatic with…a pair of scissors
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 20, 2022
4. No one was home.
This is pretty cute, admit it.
4yo: Mom found this house and no one was home there, so we just went in.
Him: You… just went in?
4yo: Yeah. Just looked around at their stuff.
(A museum. I took them to a museum.)
— Renée Agatep (@GoingByRenee) January 29, 2022
5. Keep on chuggin’.
You know you have to now.
I woke up, saw my toddler’s shadow, and predicted 6 more cups of coffee.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 2, 2022
6. That’s harsh.
Kid isn’t messing around.
I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner.
??????
— Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) February 2, 2022
7. I don’t think you did…
It’s all a mystery.
“You knew what you were getting into when you had children”
Did I? Did I know that I’d be arguing with a 4yo that we don’t lick peoples feet? DID I KNOW THAT?
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) January 25, 2022
8. Give it a shot!
You’ll probably love it!
if you like starting your day with a 1000 question pop quiz then parenting might be for you
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 24, 2022
9. I’m into this.
Pretty clever!
The tiny parchment notes my 3rd grader is passing to friends at school, sealed with the wax from her baybel cheese. pic.twitter.com/FH1kf8hdzY
— Elizabeth Marvel (@E_E_Marvel) January 24, 2022
10. You really did it this time.
What were you thinking?
My 14 yo just told me I was embarrassing her. We were the only two people in the room.
Parenting achievement unlocked.
— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) February 3, 2022
11. Probably right.
You got a smart one there!
“I can’t fall asleep… I think it’s because I’m talking”
– my 5yo, at 3am, not wrong
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 18, 2022
Now we want to hear from you.
Have you seen any funny parenting tweets lately?
If so, share some good ones with us in the comments. Thanks!
