We all that relationships can get a little…stale…sometimes.

And that’s especially true when you’ve been married for a long time.

So how does this affect foreplay?

These parents decided to tackle that subject with these tweets.

Have a look…

1. That’s hot.

That was nice of him!

*dating foreplay*
him: let’s go out on a date. let me hold your car door.

*marriage foreplay*
him: i showered

— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) December 4, 2020

2. This is it.

Better than nothing, I guess.

My husband got excited because I bent over and apparently my leggings are worn-in and see through now and welcome to foreplay as a parent.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) January 22, 2019

3. What do you think of this one?

So it’s come to this…?

Foreplay in your 40s is sending your wife photos of walk-in closets.

— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) October 22, 2021

4. You nailed it!

You’re about to get lucky.

I just got my wife a giant ice coffee from my trip to the outside world so don’t tell me I don’t know a thing or two about foreplay.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 22, 2020

5. Only one word.

That’s all it takes.

“Tired?”

~Married people foreplay

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 9, 2019

6. I hope you said yes.

Things are on the upswing!

My husband came home and and asked if I wanted to go to Home Goods.

Is this foreplay?

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 12, 2020

7. What are you asking me?

I don’t understand!

Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore.

— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) July 19, 2015

8. Wouldn’t that be great?

Yeah, I guess…

Wife and I are at that age where foreplay is just us describing things we’d probably do to each other if we weren’t so tired and achy.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 9, 2021

9. This is amazing.

Now I’m starving.

My husband surprised me by bringing me back a twice-baked potato stuffed with bacon and onions and cheese and is this foreplay? Because it feels like foreplay.

— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) December 1, 2019

10. Tonight is gonna be ON FIRE.

Better get ready!

Marriage foreplay be like…

I just watched my wife finger an ice cube out of the ice dispenser in the freezer door.

…ITS SO FUCKING ON LATER.

— Your Favorite Gay Mom? (@lezzimomof2) November 24, 2020

11. Don’t forget the good detergent.

What happened to the HEAT?

You’re not really married until doing the dishes counts as foreplay.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2015

How about you?

Have you seen any funny tweets lately?

Share some good ones with us in the comments!