The tweets you’re about to see have been scientifically designed in a top-secret laboratory that specializes in high-quality laughter.
Okay, that’s not true, but it sounded pretty cool, right?
Okay, now that we got that out of the way, what do you say we enjoy some funny tweets, okay?
Go ahead and get started!
1. You had to get out of there.
This is called HUMILIATION.
I stuttered 4 times at the drive thru and just drove off
— ??????’?? (@OvOBrezzzy) December 12, 2021
2. No one wants that.
That’s when it’s over.
i’m only here for the honeymoon phase please do not show me your true colors
— Dior (@diorkenn) December 12, 2021
3. Gotta build up the courage to go inside.
It can be intense.
Anyone else just sit in silence in their cars when they get home for like 20 min?
— Kim Congdon (@kimberlycongdon) December 13, 2021
4. Shame on them!
What are you guys still doing here?
I lived with my parents until I was 30. It was humiliating. They should have moved out.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 13, 2021
5. You’re not alone.
They’re really getting bombarded.
BRB WRITING AN ENTIRE TELEVISION SERIES WITH THE SOUL PURPOSE TO TAKE DOWN PELOTON
— virginia dickens (@va_dickens) December 13, 2021
6. I was lying.
Sorry about that…
Me: im a people person
Interviewer: how so?
Me: alright you got me
— Jeremyah Schur (@SchurJeremyah) December 13, 2021
7. It does seem a little weird.
Never thought about that…
“You better watch out” how do you open a Christmas song with a threat
— ?? (@justky1018) December 13, 2021
8. Did you ever get around to it?
I bet you didn’t…
Christmas in 2 weeks and everyone’s gift still in my thoughts and prayers.
— The Educated Black Goddess (@rhayne_bowe) December 12, 2021
9. I like this!
Forget elf on the shelf…here’s pic.twitter.com/rCutDOj9UM
— Jonathan (@Jonny_artist) December 12, 2021
10. I’m gonna need that up front.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Next relationship I get in I think I’m going to ask for a $1,500 security deposit
— MUSE (@themanthemuse) December 12, 2021
11. Sounds about right.
And it sounds miserable.
I don’t watch “Succession” because whenever I want to see a rich family fight I just print one check for a bachelor party of 16 at my bartending job
— Kimberly ??♀️ Dinaro? (@KimberDin) December 13, 2021
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