Parenting is tough: no doubt about that!
But at least moms and dads get to blow off some steam and post funny tweets from time to time, you know what I’m saying?
And here are 11 really good ones.
1. No coming back from that.
You’ve seen this before.
Tried to complain to my mom about the difficulties of raising a stubborn child and her eyes rolled so far back in her head I don’t think they’re ever coming back
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 24, 2022
2. This is not good.
This is not good at all!
My #2 daughter lost her glasses in the backyard. We can’t find them anywhere. This is worse than when she leaves library books in the rain.
— Anna-Marie Durham (@PrincipledMom) May 20, 2009
3. You made it!
This is what it’s all about.
the day I’ve longed for since the FIRST DAY I became a parent is finally here!!!my daughter is old enough to go get me stuff from the other room
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 19, 2022
4. Which one are you?
Be honest with us…
There are two types of mom friends: those who text after 8 PM and those who text before 8 AM.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 21, 2022
5. Isn’t that weird?
You know it’s true!
the greatest phenomenon in parenting is how there are 18 hours between dinner and bedtime
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 23, 2022
6. This is what adulting is all about.
At least, I think so…
lately my kids have been pretending to be adults when they play, and they say things like, “i’m a grown up. i have a fat belly and i wear big shoes. i have my pants pulled up real high. i go to the bank and i have to take medicine, and i can watch violent videos whenever i want.”
— Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 (@Tobi_Is_Fab) February 23, 2022
7. Good kid!
Chip off the old block.
Someone on a show we were watching said, “What the…”? and my 5 year old helpfully filled in “fuck”
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) February 22, 2022
8. Is that what you expected?
Don’t answer that…
Raise an independent female so she can scream “my body, my choice” when you tell her to wash her hair during bath time.
— MommyCocktail (@MommyCocktail) February 22, 2022
9. Sorry about that.
I had no idea.
Tried to throw a slightly neglected baby doll into the toy basket and my three year old shrieked “THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!” Had no idea
— Melanie Lynskey (@melanielynskey) April 6, 2022
10. That’s pretty specific.
What a tragedy…
What’s the eeriest thing a child has ever said to you?
When my daughter was around 4-5, she calmly insisted that she had once been married to a man named Brad Huffington. When we asked what had happened to him she replied with a note of sadness, “He was lost at sea.”
— Lilah Sturges (@LilahSturges) April 6, 2022
11. Not an act.
No way, no how.
My wife: Have the kids been acting weird today?
Me: I don’t think it’s an act.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) April 3, 2022
Do you have any kids at home?
If so, give us a life update in the comments.
We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly!