It’s tough going raising kids out there, don’t you think?
You know it, folks!
And that’s why moms and dads gotta blow off some steam sometimes or else they’ll LOSE THEIR MINDS.
So enjoy these funny tweets from parents about the little angels they’re raising.
1. Little detectives.
They’re pretty sharp.
kids are oblivious to everything but let ‘em find a takeout bag in the trash: WHEN DID YOU GO TO MCDONALDS??????????
— LibertyLayne (@LibertyLayne01) February 3, 2022
2. Sorry to break it to you…
It is what it is.
“Why did I even have a birthday then?!”
-my 5yo upon learning he would not immediately begin kindergarten
— uri5el (@zebrasyndicate) January 31, 2022
3. Too bad it’s not your kid.
You’ve been training them all wrong!
My son’s friend took out the garbage for me because he “noticed it was full.”
Looks like I do have a favorite child.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 1, 2022
4. Total liars!
What are they trying to pull?
my kids, who HATE mushrooms, onions, and celery just ate the veggie pot pie i made chock-full of them…
lesson number 156: kids are full of shit
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 30, 2022
5. Not a bad life plan.
I’ve heard much worse.
When grandpa asked my 4yo what he wanted to be when he grew up, I was not expecting the answer to be “a cat”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 30, 2022
6. You did it!
And you won’t be the last.
My 14 yo just told me I was embarrassing her. We were the only two people in the room.
Parenting achievement unlocked.
— Upside Dad (@UpsideDad) February 3, 2022
7. All day, every day.
It’s getting old!
parenting involves spending a lot more on phone chargers than i had anticipated
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) February 1, 2022
8. This is payback.
Sounds like Hell to me.
My kids finding Cotton Eyed Joe on Alexa and declaring it a new favorite must be some karmic recalibration for my past life bullshit.
— CynicalTherapist (@CynicalTherapi1) February 2, 2022
9. Gee, thanks.
Is that a compliment?
7 told me today that my hair looks like I have “thousands of spiderwebs” coming out of my head, how’s your day going?
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) January 31, 2022
10. Gonna need you to re-do this.
Here we go again…
I should have known I was in for a rough afternoon when my child described her drink as “too soggy.”
— Evangeline Provost (@evangeline_dawn) February 1, 2022
Now it’s your turn!
Tell us some of your own funny parenting stories in the comments.
Thanks a lot!