Kids say the darndest things!

You know that’s the truth!

And today we’re gonna see the PROOF!

Check out these tweets.

1. Some mommy sandwich.

Sounds good!

My 2 year old can say “parasaurolophus”, but he pronounces salami “some-mommy”.

— HotCrossMom (@ChrissySteel3) June 25, 2021

2. I like that better.

What do you think?

My daughter calls David Grohl’s band the Foo Spiders

— Matt Taylor (@Ascension_Matt) January 17, 2022

3. Is that today’s special?

I see…

Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the vagina for lunch instead of the lasagna.

— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) June 22, 2021

4. Doesn’t sound appetizing.

But I’d still give it a shot.

Toddler calls oatmeal “meatmeal.” We all find this funny and slightly disgusting.

— ?Haley Stewart? (@HaleyCarrots) January 2, 2022

5. Farmer John cheese.

Not bad!

Kids mispronouncing things is super adorable but at some point I will have to tell my daughter we don’t put Farmer John cheese on spaghetti.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 19, 2020

6. Started the year on the wrong foot.

Hopefully it got better!

My 6 y/o is learning about different states, but instead of saying New Hampshire he keeps calling it New Hamster. Now my 4 y/o is whining because I told him we are not getting a hamster & my Dry January ended after 4 days.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) January 5, 2022

7. Sounds like a cereal.

Or something…

My daughter calls Netflix “Netflakes.”

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 1, 2022

8. Whatever you say!

I’m on board with that!

me: but I’m tired

2: let’s do a popsicle course!

me: I could handle that

— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 18, 2022

9. Just let it go.

I like both of these!

Couple of new words I learned so far on this vacation… my son calls a loofa a scrubby dubby, and my niece calls gummy bears yummy bears. I’m not even gonna correct them.

— Dad Named Matt ?? (@mahnamematt) February 7, 2022

10. The last one is a bummer.

So picky.

I love when kids rename things. For example, my kids call snacks “nackies” and granola bars “nolas” and homemade meals “do we have anything else to eat”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 11, 2022

11. Don’t say that!

Uh oh…

I don’t miss tantrums or diapers but I do miss the toddler speech blunders like how my son used to mispronounce bridges.

Once we drove under a bridge and he said, “Mommy a bitch again?”

— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) June 27, 2018

Do your kids do this?

If so, tell us all about it in the comments.

Thanks a lot!