Parents…I’m here to deliver a very important message to you.
You must chill!
Everything will be okay!
And your kids will mellow out at some point and everything will be all good.
But for now, just try to maintain your sanity and enjoy these funny tweets, okay?
1. Oh, now you tell me?!?!
That’s too bad.
I just smoked an 8-pound pork butt for nine hours because my kids said they’d eat pulled pork. Five minutes before it was done, they all said they wanted hot dogs instead and if that doesn’t sum up parenting I don’t know what does.
— Tom VanHaaren (@TomVH) May 31, 2021
2. Hello, Big Jim.
Doesn’t like that, apparently.
My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won’t stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim”.
— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) January 5, 2022
3. That’s creepy.
Call an exorcist.
Super excited about my 2yr old telling me he hears Nana living in the walls.
— Laura Bailey (@LauraBaileyVO) January 25, 2021
4. Not so loud!
Thanks a lot…
In 2019, I took my 2yo to a restaurant.
She asked why people kept going to the doors near us, I explained “that’s the potty.”
She proceeded to loudly ask every patron who walked by “ARE YOU POOPIN?!”
I could not stop her.
And on their way back she’d shout “DID YOU POOP?!?!”
— Russ Shanahan (@russshanahan) March 12, 2021
5. Another Zoom victim.
It never ends…
shoutout to my 6yo who, during one of her Zoom classes, brought the laptop into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, causing me to scream “TURN OFF THE CAMERA” several times while she screamed “I CAN’T HEAR YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING A SHOWER”
— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) October 22, 2020
6. Don’t do that!
Just being honest…
6yo (to her crying brother): “It’s okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad.”
Me: “Oh darling, that’s so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?”
6yo: “I hit him.”#mumlife
— Ellie Hawkes (@elspells13) August 23, 2021
7. Everyone is tired.
But here we go again.
8. Hope you get through this.
We’re pulling for you.
9. You definitely have favorites.
It’s okay to admit it.
10. What’s the plan here?
Didn’t think it out.
11. Uh oh.
My little boy just pooped through his diaper, through his onsie, through my shirt and through my jeans. This is the first time anyone has ever shit MY pants
— greg stone 4/28-5/1 St.louis funny bone (@gregstone_) March 4, 2022
Are your kids behaving lately?
Be honest with us…
And tell us what’s up in the comments!