Howdy, partner!
Say, are you in the mood for some chucklin’?
Well, guess what?
You’re in the right place!
Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?
I know I do!
So sit back, relax, and enjoy some funny tweets on us!
1. Me too!
We have a lot in common.
me twice a week: pic.twitter.com/JLDBlwBg9O
— Colton Long (@ColtonMLong) January 12, 2022
2. It’s all true.
I’m glad you brought this up…
the joker can’t be bimbofied and bimbos can’t be jokerfied. the laws of science are very clear on this
— rhinestone catboy (@Yelix) January 8, 2022
3. Hey, watch your mouth!
That was out of line…
hi I’m Kendall Roy and this is, uh, the fucking Disney channel
— casey rosario (@caseyrosewrites) January 11, 2022
5. Good luck with that.
Sounds like a good plan.
going to eat too much refined carbohydrates and turn my dick stupid
— wint (@dril) January 11, 2022
6. Take time to reload.
This is a good life hack.
Sometimes you gotta remember to look after yourself and mostly do retweets for a bit
— Shane Madej (@shanemadej) January 11, 2022
7. Oh, that’s good!
Back on the right path.
I wouldn’t say the nut punch I just got from my 4-year-old made me feel nostalgic, per se, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t *kind of* nice to feel angry and sick about something normal that I understood for the first time in a while
— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) January 11, 2022
8. Hahaha. That’s good.
And sad!
my depression announcing itself the moment i wake up pic.twitter.com/Jkcz4mv4kR
— TWØN (@eggplAnthony) January 12, 2022
9. Already over this year.
That didn’t take long.
it’s cute how we’re all at our limit the second week of january
— Bronco Bangs (@yuckybangs) January 12, 2022
10. Pretty much sums it up.
This is what I believe in.
the tv is very good, the world is very bad: the 2022 story
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) January 13, 2022
11. That would be humiliating.
Be glad it didn’t happen to you.
imagine you’re on the school basketball team and text your crush “hey you coming to my game today? ?” and then they show up and air bud drops 30 points on you
— im joking please dont fire me (@oldlinds) February 27, 2022
Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments!
We’d love to hear from you!