Let’s get this day rollin’ in style!
Does that sound like a good deal, or what?!?!
You know I speak the truth when it comes to funny tweets!
And we’ve got a batch for you today that you’re gonna love.
1. That’s not good!
But it used to sound good…
me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen!
me now (horrified): anything can happen
— trash jones (@jzux) January 19, 2022
2. Oh, you’re worrying.
The anxious urge to say “no worries either way” when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) January 20, 2022
3. I agree with this.
Are you a health nut?
I guess “banana bread” does sound healthier than “breakfast cake.”
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) January 20, 2022
4. Don’t let them see you!
And don’t make a sound…
when someone goes into the google doc while ur working on it pic.twitter.com/2kcju5JCVN
— ¢orie (@corietjohnson) January 17, 2022
5. He’s about to get embarrassed.
My brother on IG talmbout he came from nothin…bruh I’m bout to tell my mom 😭
— Snackiana (@PersnicketyK) January 16, 2022
6. Might need a new strategy.
Getting way off base.
i keep trying to look up alternative treatments for adhd but then I learn about the history of Mesopotamia instead
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 19, 2022
7. This is a good life plan.
You gotta be prepared.
I don’t know when I’m gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every year to play it safe
— Brooke Knisley (@BrookeKnisley) January 19, 2022
8. Did you ever notice…?
He must be tired.
being seinfeld must be exhausting he’s always noticing stuff
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) January 19, 2022
9. You deserve a treat.
Oh no, not again…
I am very treats-motivated like I get myself to do a lot of things by buying myself a little treat after. I think this works very well!! my bank account does not agree.
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) January 16, 2022
10. This could work.
It’s the only possible solution.
matched with an LA city planner, time to flirt my way into some better sidewalks
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) January 16, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!