Right off the bat, let’s give a major round of applause to all the moms and dads out there busting their humps every day to raise their kids the right way.
Okay, now that we have that out of the way, let’s take a look at the funny, the wild, and the absurd things that parents out there are dealing with these days.
1. You must be new.
I just know anytime I see a parent buy a toddler white shoes that this is their first kid
— Nostradadmus (@bigpoppadrunk) March 3, 2022
2. This is true.
You’ll figure it out.
What parenting books don’t tell you is that your child’s social life depends on how much you can tolerate the other parents
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 4, 2022
3. Drama queen.
Keep an eye on that one.
My 5yo told me I hurt her feelings cause I wouldn’t let her have a popsicle for dinner and then said she’ll “never be happy again” and her tears will “never be gone” and I deserve an academy award for not laughing at this level of drama.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 3, 2022
4. Let’s see who the best dad is.
The lawn wars…
Oh shit. So it begins. New rival dad next door is mowing his lawn for the first time this season. this is war.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 1, 2022
5. That’s creepy.
Be very careful…
my 5 year-old son just threw his Peppa pig doll down a flight of stairs. While staring over her mangled body, he said “Awww..Peppa we have to be careful next time” and I think I am raising Kathy Bates from Misery
— ?Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) March 3, 2022
6. Isn’t that cute?
Parenting is getting shot with a water pistol by the person who just asked you to fill it up for them.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) March 6, 2022
7. Panic time!
Isn’t this great…?
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 5, 2022
8. Definitely your kid.
Can’t get anything past them.
waiter: “anything to drink?”
4 year old: “my mom needs a fucking margarita”
So, yeah, they’re always listening.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 28, 2022
9. You have the wrong kid.
Teacher: Your child is amazing, listens really well and is always ready to help
Me: It’s 6 months into the school year and you still clearly have no idea which kid is my child
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 4, 2022
10. Total bada**es!
Y’all are wild!
we had another night without kids last night. we went out to dinner, watched a show at home and went to sleep by 9. badasses.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 5, 2022
11. Power move.
Just let it go…
Me: Why are you taking off your shirt?
5: So I can eat breakfast.
— Mom Meh Dearest??♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) March 5, 2022
Ok moms and dads, it’s your time to shine.
Share some funny stories about your kids with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!