Parenthood is pretty wild.
On one hand, your kids are the best thing that ever happened to you.
And on the other hand…well, your kids are insane little demons and they drive you insane sometimes.
But hey, that’s part of the fun.
Check out these tweets about parenthood and have a few laughs.
1. Definitely not her fault.
NEVER her fault.
My teen can’t find her shoes and she has nobody to blame but me, her dad, me again, her siblings, her own shoes, the school bus, the cat, our stupid house, the universe,…
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 22, 2022
2. You’re supposed to eat it!
Too late now…
me: how is your pancake, bud?
3yo, rubbing the pancake on his face: it’s soft
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 25, 2022
3. Deeeeep thoughts.
Planning for the future.
Sometimes I look down at my newborn baby, suckling away at 3AM, and I think: “You better fucking defend me when your spouse calls me a psychopath.”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) March 21, 2022
4. Blew this one.
BIG TIME.
I put 5’s peas in a bowl but she wanted them on her plate so I put them on her plate and they touched the pasta so I gave her the bowl back but it was too late I’d already ruined her life
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 23, 2022
5. That works for me!
Great idea!
The price of gas was what really made me cave and get my 6 year old that pony for her birthday. “Off you go to school children. Giddyup”
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 21, 2022
6. Deep down, you know.
Live with your shame!
why are you the way that you are?
-me to my kids, knowing full well i am the reason
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 19, 2022
7. It’s infested!
Okay, let’s not exaggerate.
Yesterday: 4yo sees one lone ladybug in the house.
This morning at drop off: 4 announces to his teachers and classmates that he lives “in a home FULL of bugs.”
— Mediocre Mom (@MediocreMamaa) March 22, 2022
8. Don’t freak out.
Didn’t mean that!
7 told me 9 passed away in his bed. i started to freak out before i realized he meant passed out.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 20, 2022
9. That is upsetting.
What’s the deal?!?!
Pretty upsetting that my wife won’t remind me where our 6YO’s birthday party is, which we both planned together
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 21, 2022
10. Try not to laugh.
Because that’s pretty good.
I confronted my daughter about hitting her brother and she told me she was “just giving him a face high five.” I tried not to laugh. Honestly I did. I promise.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 21, 2022
11. Pro parenting tip.
This is good stuff!
Parenting tip: to keep your kids quiet in the car let them throw the crumbs from their car seat out the window for the birds. For ten minutes my car was quiet and now it’s a little cleaner.
— Bre (@fullofmomsense) March 20, 2022
How are your kiddos doing?
Give us an update in the comments.
Thanks in advance!
