The laugh train is departing the station and this is your last chance to jump on board!
Oh, good, I’m glad to see that you’ll be joining us on this funny journey today.
Enjoy these funny tweets on us!
1. This is prison.
How do you like it?
I just went to use the bathroom without my cell phone and is this what prison feels like?
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) July 9, 2021
2. Just take it easy.
You’re not going anywhere…
people who run on treadmills at max speed: Calm down. Where do you think you’re going?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 20, 2021
3. You do you.
No shame in that!
I was gonna work out today but instead I ate a giant cookie and stopped pretending I like to exercise
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) December 20, 2021
4. Don’t hurt yourself!
Be careful out there…
they see me rollin’
they wondering if there’s a more practical way to descend this hill
— caitlin (@carboncaitlin) December 17, 2021
5. Future looks bleak.
Will it be like Mad Max?
Crazy having a kid during these times. Telling them about their future like “work hard and you can be whatever you want, from ‘gasoline gang warlord’ to ‘machete salesman.”
— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito_) December 17, 2021
6. Drive into that lake.
Not saying I’m a bad driver but I will legitimately do ANYTHING GPS tells me to do
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) November 12, 2021
7. Thanks, Maury.
You can’t escape that guy.
Dads: I wasn’t sleeping. I was just resting my eyes.
Maury Povich: and the deafening snoring determined that was a lie.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) December 21, 2021
8. Pretty much.
Has it happened to you yet?
adulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill
— Dylan Ali (@dylanali_) July 7, 2020
9. It does for some people.
I thought clean eating meant drinking a glass of wine while doing the dishes. Does it not?
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) December 20, 2021
10. Making it work!
This is true love.
I’m very sorry but I’m in a committed, long term relationship with the pile of unfolded laundry on the other side of my bed
— girl on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) December 20, 2021
11. Gotta try to fit it all in.
Good luck to you!
me tryna fit 30 years of trauma into a 1 hr therapy session pic.twitter.com/l7d9iKw8fA
— Libby Grant (@libby_grant1) December 18, 2021
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