It’s time for another wonderful installment of hilarious tweets from parents who are currently dealing with the good, the bad, and the ugly when it comes to their kiddos.
You probably know what that’s like, right?
I thought so!
Now go on and enjoy yourself with these tweets before you have to go take care of those little angels again.
Start now!
1. This is not good.
And it’s gonna get uglier…
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying. pic.twitter.com/Y09wJ7LIQT
— bigggred? (@geemilfin) October 17, 2021
2. A terrible idea.
You made a big mistake!
Give a man a cup of rice, feed him for a day. Give a toddler a cup of rice, step on it for a week.
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) October 6, 2021
3. That is scary!
Parents are too afraid to watch this film.
A horror film, but it’s just a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the house, and now he’s peering through the window at his toddler alone with a sharpie.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 13, 2021
4. Stay inside!
You don’t want to get eaten, do you?
My sister and I have a deal: if I walkie talkie her from my Apple watch and say, “Hey, Siri, is the park open now?” she replies, “Sorry, but the park is closed for maintenance.” If she walkie talkies me asking about the zoo, I reply that a lion escaped its cage & is on the loose.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) October 19, 2021
5. Uh oh…
Well, at least the kid seems smart.
Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can’t remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won’t go home with him ???
— kelly andrew ?? (@KayAyDrew) October 25, 2021
6. Here we go again.
Keep that thing away from her!
I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) October 7, 2021
7. Deep thoughts…
This is getting creepy…
Absolutely no one:
My kid: isn’t it weird how no one ever really knows when they’re in the middle of their life
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 7, 2021
8. You’re welcome?
I guess?
No one.
Absolutely no one:My 4yo: Thank you for my eyeballs, Mommy.
— I Just Sat Down. (@anxiouscougar) October 20, 2021
9. You think you’re better than me?
You’re not so perfect.
Oh I get it, you think you’re better than me cuz your kid has both shoes on.
— Luke ☀️ (@RaDadtouille) October 20, 2021
10. Freddy got shot down.
He didn’t know what he was up against.
Freddy Krueger [flashing bladed glove]: WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
Me: I have 4 kids. Two are in college. One just got his driver’s license and my youngest is about to become a teenager.
Freddy:
Me:
Freddy: I’m so sorry to bother you.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 19, 2021
11. Ouch. That hurts.
Thanks a lot…
10: Grandma, can you teach Mom how to make this dessert?
My mom: Oh, she already knows how to make it, sweetie.
10: No. No, she doesn’t.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 3, 2021
Have you seen any parenting tweets that really made you laugh?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
We look forward to it!
