Ups and downs.

Peaks and valleys.

Highs and lows.

The good, the bad…and the ugly.

I’m talking about raising children in this crazy world we inhabit…and if you’re living the mom or dad life, these tweets are gonna make you laugh.

Check them out!

1. Cute kid…

No food for you tonight.

2. That’s good!

This is a pro tip.

3. No, no I don’t…

You’ll see…

4. Did you learn a lesson?

You asked for it!

5. Can’t fix this one.

Good luck…

6. She’s gonna be a problem.

Keep an eye on her!

7. No respect!

This is bulls**t.

8. That’s terrifying.

Get a lock on your door ASAP.

9. Let’s sleep!

That is HOT.

10. Uh oh…

You’re in trouble.

How are your kids behaving these days?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Thanks a lot!