Hi there…it’s been a while, old friend?
What have you been up to? How are the kids and your family?
That’s great! Now, enough about you and back to me, okay?
I called you here today so you can enjoy these hilarious tweets that will bring some much-needed laughter into your life.
Are you on board with that? Was I correct to assume that you needed some major smiles right about now?
Well, let’s quit the small talk, then! Enjoy!
1. People, take note of this.
This is how you get ahead in the workplace.
“I’ve CC’d in my boss”
– mildly threatening
“You wanna say that in front of Greg?”
– threat level 9000
– who is Greg and what is he capable of
— ruby ? (@roobeekeane) January 29, 2020
2. Wouldn’t that be nice?
Just once in a while?
It’s always “your monthly bill is available” never “this month is on us” pic.twitter.com/qsWeqXFAHc
— Mike “I am the prize” Jenkins (@skinny_que) January 29, 2020
3. Oh…sorry about that.
Welp, I guess that one is my fault. Now, let’s move on.
most embarrassing email exchange I ever had:
– Sent an email
– They replied & called me "Mautice"
– I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me
– They told me to check my 1st email
– I had misspelled my own name
— mo (@mo87mo87) January 28, 2020
4. Hahahaha. This is good.
And yes, eavesdropping is a great skill to have.
me pausing my music to listen into some drama pic.twitter.com/X56jSrsqz7
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) January 27, 2020
5. There’s such thing as a dream job?
I’m not sure I understand…
“What is your dream job”
“I don’t dream of labor” LMFAAOO
— Chris French (@thechrisfrench) January 27, 2020
6. This is a total Dad move.
You know they’re gonna go above and beyond.
So I invited my dad to a wedding dress event where all dresses are $150. The event starts at 7am but lines can form at 4am.
My Dad just called me and said he brought a chair and is the first person outside the building already waiting….. ITS 2:55AM.
— Elisa Ray (@elisista33) January 25, 2020
7. That’s pretty intense.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
look at all the flavor crystals on this fuckin Rito man pic.twitter.com/xpQ0mwcCpo
— father (@father) January 23, 2020
8. This dog is on top of it.
Also, I want to own this dog.
This dog hit the “woah” better than some of you ??♂️ pic.twitter.com/BonJCZT6gg
— Cameron Peterson (@_cpeterson94) January 23, 2020
9. Yeah, it never quite works out that way, does it?
Darnit, not again!
what my what my phone
mirror shows camera shows https://t.co/07VsxpYw0N
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) January 23, 2020
10. Don’t blame that on me!
Don’t you remember what I said…?
me sprinkling “but that’s just me” after giving someone advice so they can’t say i ruined their life pic.twitter.com/Tpe3wwfTkR
— BAH HUMBUG ? (@XippXapp) January 22, 2020
11. This was always a great feeling.
You were THE BOSS for a minute there.
teacher: “your mom is here you have a doctor appointment”
middle school me: pic.twitter.com/FK9RMMPXGn
— ¿alex? (@hoemoticon) January 30, 2020
Those are hilarious! Oh, yeah!
And now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, share some stuff you’ve seen on social media that made you laugh lately. Thanks a lot!