You look like you could use a laugh…a HARD laugh.
Or maybe even more than one!
Am I right about this?
Get started now and get to the laughing with these funny tweets!
1. We’re not together.
We don’t even know each other…
embarrassed bc i’m walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we’re together
— me eating (@boltsfood) January 2, 2022
2. I’m with you!
I consider myself a master.
I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping
— Hurt Cobain 🧛♀️ (@RenyXO) January 3, 2022
3. Yeah, pretty much.
Always very depressing…
I’ve never been hit by a bus but I have had to go back to work after vacation and that’s kinda the same thing
— Ashley Fern (@disco_infern0) November 29, 2021
4. You did the right thing.
Didn’t want to be shamed.
I decided to park in the farthest spot at the gym this morning because I didn’t want anyone to see me finishing my McMuffin.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 5, 2022
5. Pay attention to this.
Let it sink in.
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except the stupid animal ur trying to keep alive is u
— alien skier (@clichedout) January 4, 2022
6. Good energy.
You should try it!
I just witnessed a woman pull out her ringing phone from her purse. She loudly sang along with the ringtone to the very end- Then this woman slipped her phone right back into her bag. She never answered it.
This is the energy I’ll take into the rest of the year.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) February 13, 2020
7. I’ve thought about this, too.
What do you think?
do beavers even know what they’re doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think “absolutely not”
— katie (@socomplikatied) April 9, 2021
8. You got it!
I hope everyone else is listening…
I’m in kind of a weird mood, so I’m asking that no one be mean to me for the next couple years if that’s cool
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) March 2, 2021
9. That means you’re getting old.
By the way, you up?
I used to love a good, “You Up?” Text…
Now I have to respond to them the next morning with,
“Sorry I see you sent that at 11:32… I’d already been asleep for 2 hours.”
— 4Livs (@4Livs) January 2, 2022
10. I love this!
A very bright idea!
In 2022, I’m going to sign all my work emails past 2pm with “goodnight”
— Danny Allen (@dannytallen) January 4, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!