Oh, dads. I think we can all agree that “Dad Humor” (and Dad behavior) is universal.
They’re weird, they’re quirky, and they’re unintentionally hilarious a lot of the time.
So let’s get to the nitty gritty and see some hilarious tweets about the dads out there. Do some of these look famliar…?
1. That old chestnut.
no one:
dad at a restaurant looking at the check: what’s the damage
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) May 1, 2019
2. Mine would say at least 3 hours.
Me:
My dad:
Me:
My dad: you're gonna want to get to the airport at least 2 hours early
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 12, 2019
3. A classic dad joke.
My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day. pic.twitter.com/3HahllrSQQ
— harley (@Harlz_) April 10, 2019
4. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
Dads: *brag about waking up early*
Also dad 5 mins after sittin on the couch pic.twitter.com/RoHPQaZlin— KIoNGos♔ (@AntohLibra) March 5, 2019
5. Just letting you know who’s in charge.
WHY DO DADS SNEEZE SO LOUD WHAT R U GOING TO GAIN FROM IT
— farha (@shutyourhell) June 22, 2018
6. “That’s very nice. All of it.”
Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family.
— Brooke March (@Brooke_L_March) November 28, 2018
7. “Just sign my name to it.”
Love it on Christmas day when a label on a present says "from mum and dad" and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside
— Joe Iwanciw (@iwanciw) December 22, 2015
8. “Never heard of them.”
my dad whenever i bring up a friend i’ve had for years pic.twitter.com/ShGNnHseBl
— Demetrius (@DemetriusHarmon) September 20, 2019
9. He’s catching on.
I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this pic.twitter.com/Kicptq5Alo
— tœfů #。? (@LUVsicHEXALOGY) September 8, 2018
10. Definitely not sleeping.
no one:
a dad: I'm just resting my eyes— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 23, 2019
11. Well, that was 12 years ago.
no one:
my dad: why don’t you hang out with that friend from kindergarten anymore
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) May 27, 2019
Share some of the hilarious stuff YOUR dad does in the comments below.
Let’s compare dad notes!
