You need to have a pretty darn good tweet for that baby to go viral, you know what I’m saying?
And that’s exactly what happened with these tweets from October. All of them were so humorous that they BLEW UP.
So enjoy them, okay?
1. Cleary a genius.
me after using “furthermore” in an essay https://t.co/Ml3zq3hsUv
— Jaedon (@hurttfuI) October 28, 2019
2. Can’t wait for the debate.
Me, rsvp’ing for Thanksgiving with family https://t.co/XEWh8eSoTK
— Kate Willett (@katewillett) October 14, 2019
3. It’s gonna be a long day.
Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: pic.twitter.com/LCtGclewhB
— (((Sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢS))) (@scrueggs) October 10, 2019
4. Why did this happen to me?
almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday
— bam its sam✨ (@saaamscottt6) October 16, 2019
5. You’ll need at least 4 bags.
ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home*
ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I'll need 4 French horns or 5
— Michael Does Tweet ? (@Home_Halfway) October 9, 2019
6. Oh, that’s why.
me: "why does my back always hurt?"
my sleeping position: https://t.co/gsbyflNIUl
— ♔ (@clearily) October 30, 2019
7. So very true.
Bitches buy a windbreaker from goodwill for $4 and decide to start a “maddie’s thrift finds” instagram account
— Soel Jchillinger (@Soeljchillinger) October 4, 2019
8. This one hurts.
Remember you are someone’s reason to smile.
Because you are a joke.
— COMPOSE YOURSELF X (@thelmaopong) October 22, 2019
9. Split personality.
this is the most cat thing ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/EXrVuNfhog
— ?????? ? – ???? ???????? (@disharryland) October 16, 2019
10. It’s your fault.
my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”
— ☆drive45☆ (@drive45music) October 14, 2019
11. THERE ARE NO CONS.
PROS OF COFFEE:
-makes life more tolerable
-kills appetite so you can save money
-sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans
CONS OF COFFEE:
— Seasonal But Slutty 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) October 7, 2019
12. That’s all I see, too.
all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2
— Sophia Armen (@SophiaArmen) October 19, 2019
13. Hahahaha. That’s good.
when your girls mad at you but you ask her if she wants to go get something to eat pic.twitter.com/ry3yF1raH9
— ً (@cIutchs) October 21, 2019
Quality tweets, all of ’em!
Did you see any great tweets lately that you can’t get out of your head?
Share them in the comments!