Married life is full of highs and lows…
And if you’ve ever been hitched, you know that’s the truth, ladies and gents!
And today we’re gonna enjoy some funny tweets that really get to the heart of marriage…
Are you ready to do this?!?!
Let’s go!
1. In your element!
Good for you!
Honestly elated to be home fixing everything my wife broke while I was away because fixing things for people is my love language ??
— lucy bexley? (preorder No Strings out Jan 13) (@bexley_lucy) November 14, 2021
2. He’s like a child.
Someone has to take care of him…
Could someone please feed my husband while I’m out of town? I can’t prove it, but I somehow know he has only eaten spoonfuls of peanut butter in the last 24 hours.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) November 11, 2021
3. She can’t show her dominance anymore.
Well, that’s no fun!
My wife hates our new soft close drawers, being furious with me doesn’t have the same effect.
— Crac⚡ked (@a_simpl_man) November 9, 2021
4. He better appreciate you.
Set him straight!
I fell asleep on my husband’s chest last night and he complained that he could feel the vibrations in his chest from my snoring.
What can I say, I’m a catch.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) November 7, 2021
5. The spark is still alive!
This is HOT.
my husband said i looked like a bear waking up from hibernation so don’t tell me romance is dead ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʰᶦᵐ
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 13, 2021
6. He knows that’s a lie.
You’re gonna be there for a while.
When I tell my husband I just need to get one or two things as we enter a shop, and he goes to get a trolley
Marriage level: Expert
— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) November 11, 2021
7. She can read your mind.
It’s like your married, or something.
My wife and I are at the point where I just have to text her “Hey” and she’ll text back “It’s on the dresser.”
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 14, 2021
8. You can’t take it back.
It’s DONE.
I’m sorry for what I said when my husband put all my bras in the dryer
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 8, 2021
9. Funny how that works.
Has this happened to you before?
I couldn’t find my phone so I asked my husband to call it and after 30 minutes of looking we were able to find his phone.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 13, 2021
10. It’s a mystery.
Must get it from your side of the family.
Wife: Our son has no work ethic.
Me [on couch watching Netflix while my muted Zoom call continues on my laptop in the kitchen]: I don’t know where he gets it.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 14, 2021
11. It all worked out!
This is a great marriage!
On the first weekend of football season my husband brought in two extra TVs to our den and they just live here now. I’m watching Project Runway on the big TV and he has games muted on the other two TVs. Aesthetically it’s unattractive but we are deeply satisfied emotionally.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) November 12, 2021
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If so, how’s it going?
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