Be straight with us…

Your children are perfect every second of every day and they never do anything whatsoever to get on your nerves, right?

Yeah, right!

I bet you couldn’t even say that without laughing, could you?

Well, now that we have that BS out of the way, enjoy these funny tweets from moms who know what’s up when it comes to raising those little angels/devils.

1. You’re a weirdo!

Well, that wasn’t nice…

2. Parents, is this true?

Sounds about right to me.

3. Gutter sucker.

I’m gonna start using that.

4. Every night on repeat.

It never changes…

5. That’s nice, honey.

Glad you’re all on the same page.

6. She has bad timing.

And she’s clearly not paying attention.

7. Hey o! Get crazy!

This is WILD.

8. It could be a hit.

You need to record it!

9. Maybe someday…

Good luck to you.

10. You’ve been through a lot.

Especially the musical theater part.

11. I thought it would totally work.

Back to the drawing board.

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us some funny stuff about your kids.

Thanks a lot!