I recently spent a day with friends who have children and my head nearly exploded.
How do moms and dads do it without losing their minds?
You got me there! Which is why I bow down to them in praise…because they’re doing something I know I wouldn’t be able to pull off.
Are you ready to see some funny tweets about the parenting life?
You may proceed!
1. A vicious cycle.
Over and over again…
Parenting is a lot like talking to an automated phone attendant. You’re hopeful at first, but then just end up repeating yourself and yelling.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 13, 2022
2. Maybe she’ll grow out of it…
Hang in there!
6YO said she’ll never be able to appreciate winter, cause snow on the bushes reminds her of cauliflower
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 10, 2022
3. Isn’t this fun?!?!
This is what you wanted to play…
My daughter wanted to play doctor’s office so I turned the ac to 60° and made her wait in her room for an hour and a half
— Shauna.. na (@ForgetTheMoose) January 12, 2022
4. Be careful with that thing.
Someone’s gonna have a mishap.
Area Dads want you to know that the drink you have sitting so close to your laptop is making them nervous
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 13, 2022
5. Wow…keep an eye on this one.
This kid is unhinged!
Sully got in trouble so i took the iPad away. I went to check on him and i—
I don’t have enough positive parenting experience for this so I’m leaving. pic.twitter.com/emWqpVFIV7
— Victoria Monét Love Account (@BtSquared2) January 9, 2022
6. Really making the rounds.
In the middle of the night…
My kid gets in more steps getting out of bed every night than I do all day.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 13, 2022
7. Your time to shine.
I gave 14 a side hug in public yesterday and she said “You know, distance makes my heart grow fonder.” So today I’m going to yell “HUGS” from a distance when I drop her off with friends.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) January 11, 2022
8. Who’s the gross one here?
I think I know…
my 4yo likes to act like the food I cook is disgusting but he’s the one eating graham crackers dipped in watermelon juice
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 12, 2022
9. That is some weird s**t.
Just think about it…
No one talks enough about how kids losing their teeth is some alien ass shit
— Meena Harris (@meena) January 13, 2022
10. That’s a lot of work.
Don’t even bother…
We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don’t know if we have it in us.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 13, 2022
11. Right on target.
Runs in the family!
My 6 year old was quietly eating his cereal when he paused and said to no one, ‘I hope my sister isn’t a criminal when she grows up,’ and I feel like he summed up my parenting goals nicely.
— Mama Needs A Coke (@MamaNeedsACoke) January 13, 2022
How’s it going in your household right now?
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We look forward to hearing from you!