We are here to please you.
In fact, it’s really the only reason we exist at all.
Hey, what can we say? We love to make people laugh!
And we think this set of 12 tweets are on-point in their hilarity.
So what do you say? Are you ready to be pleased?
Well, quit stalling! Start now!
1. I’m trying to wrap my head around this.
Go ahead and give it a shot!
Imagine writing a bop that slaps so hard that, for the rest of human history, no one even TRIES to write another song about hot cross buns.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) April 1, 2021
2. It’s just trying to express itself.
Give your brain a break, will ya?
a new thing i am trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) April 2, 2021
3. I think this is a billion-dollar idea.
Now let’s see it, McDonald’s!
McDonald's would double their profit if they sold adult sad meals
— Pandy Fackler (@ThatBrenna) March 28, 2021
4. This is actually in the Bible.
Did you know that?
Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup
Judas: what's sup?
Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao
Judas: this is the last straw
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) March 7, 2016
5. He would’ve probably made the NBA.
What a waste…
Godzilla should've tried to hoop instead of killing all them people he tall as hell
— America Is Musty (@DragonflyJonez) April 1, 2021
6. Oprah always gets to the bottom of everything.
A great question.
“Were you a CONTAINER ship or were you a CONTAINED ship?” pic.twitter.com/hlmjmRPpFt
— Nike Jock Trap (@sweetlikeJT) March 30, 2021
7. This is the new motto of our generation.
Are you down with us?!?!
Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) April 1, 2021
8. Can someone explain this TV show to me?
I’m too scared to watch it…
I cannot believe the masked singer is real. It seems like a fake tv show they watch in a tv show. Every time I see a clip I feel scared
— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) March 31, 2021
9. I have a feeling that you’re right about this one…
I say this to my animals, too…
Calling my cat “one of the best guys we have in the business right now”
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) April 1, 2021
10. That’s not how it works, Mom!
God, get with the program!
really gotta teach my parents how to use emojis pic.twitter.com/KKSd38UCDT
— koby (@kobzilla_001) March 31, 2021
11. This is like finding out that professional wrestling is fake.
I don’t want to hear it!
one of my friends was an extra on the godzilla v kong movie and they said the two of them are actually good friends and were cracking jokes in between the fight scenes on set
— rich hedberg ? (@NILES100) April 1, 2021
12. Jesus was actually a ton of fun at parties.
I bet you didn’t know that, did you?
In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.
— Definitely Not Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) April 1, 2021
Have you seen any hilarious tweets or memes or jokes lately that really made you laugh?
Well, don’t be selfish!
Share them in the comments with us!
Thanks a lot, fam! We love to see you laugh and laugh!