I wish memes grew on trees.

I wish I could just reach out my third floor apartment window and pluck from the branches that linger outside it some fresh, dank memes.

I wish they were always in season, and that they smelled as good as they looked.

This is the utopia I dream of daily.

But until then, I’ll just have to settle for getting my memes the old fashioned way – through internet lists.

12. Cat’s got your everything

I’d sooner perish than let down my furry friend.

11. Phone a fake

I used to do this to avoid conversations of all kinds.

10. Game face

How are kids somehow just 200% snot?

9. Record scratch

Who dares interrupt my flow?

8. Bag it up

I ain’t takin’ orders from no dadgum machine.

7. Wheely good jokes

This eel is the most underappreciated comic of our time.

6. A hard time

I have so many questions and I don’t want any of them answered.

5. Odd man out

Aw man, have I been some sort of pig demon this entire time?

4. Cancel culture

Idk who this is but it looks like a somehow even more sinister Vladimir Putin.

3. What a twist

All the thrills for none of the price.

2. The look

Didja get that thing I sentcha?

1. Barks and bites

Oh he’ll kill ya alright. Kill ya with kindness.

Remember, the best time to plant a meme tree was yesterday. The second best time is now.

Where do you find your best memes?

Tell us in the comments.