Married people are happy 100% of the time and everything is always rosy, right? Suuuuuuure…keep telling yourself that.
If you’re married, you know what’s actually going on. Your spouse means everything to you, but they also drive you up the wall and sometimes you can’t help but blow your top because of the things they do. Oh, and throw in this current “stay at home” situation and we’re really dealing with some explosive situations inside peoples’ houses.
Let’s look at some hilarious memes and tweets about the realities of married life.
Hang on tight!
1. Show her who’s the boss.
This will not end well.
2. He waited years and years…
And then, sadly, he died.
3. Yeah, so?
Any excuse to pre-game sounds great right about now.
4. Suddenly, he can’t see a thing.
Isn’t that interesting how it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME.
5. Hahahaha…but let’s hope not.
But you never know…
6. She has a mind like a steel trap.
Don’t even think about saying anything you might regret.
7. That was a HUGE mistake.
He’ll be on the couch for the next six months.
Prayers for my husband who just saw me take three Oreos out of the pantry and said, “I thought you’re on a diet?!”
— Marriage And Martinis (@MarriageMartini) October 25, 2019
8. You might be the new Tiger King.
That’s one way of putting it…
My husband just told me that I need to ease up on my snacking
So how exactly does one feed their husband to a tiger?
— kids_kubed ?? (@Kids_kubed) April 16, 2020
9. It’ll be totally worth it.
Orange you glad you’re now getting divorced?
If you make your safe word “banana” after sex you can say “orange you glad I didn’t say banana” and your wife will leave you but it’ll be worth it.
— The Dad (@thedad) February 23, 2020
10. It’s not for everyone.
But it does pass the time…
Quarantine has reminded me how blessed I am to have a husband who’s not into video games.
— Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) April 20, 2020
11. And just like that, you’re in the doghouse.
But it was a solid joke, brother.
My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) April 17, 2019
12. Oh, it sure is!
The more you know…
I didn’t even know it was possible to argue about a topic you agree on until I got married.
— Not The Worst Marriage (@ntworstmarriage) July 1, 2019
If you’re married and you’re locked down with someone during this crisis…I will pray for you…
How’s your time being confined to home going?
Are you going crazy or are you rediscovering that spark with your spouse?
Sound off in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!