Who’s ready for a good, old-fashioned chuckle?!?!
Let’s see a show of hands out there, people…
Okay, I see that there are quite a few of you!
And how many of you are moms and dads?
Well, now that I have your attention, it’s time to enjoy some funny tweets about raising kids!
Get started now, moms and dads!
1. Time to make them suffer for real.
Act up again and we’ll spend FIVE HOURS here.
take away my kids electronics for punishment? that's amateur hour. i take my kids to Lowe's for a couple hours.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 4, 2021
2. Why did I say that out loud?
You gotta be careful what you say around those types…
Ready for another weekend of oversharing with new mom friends at soccer and regretting it later
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) October 2, 2021
3. I mean, the kid isn’t exactly wrong.
I never thought about pretzels that way…
I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth
-my 3 yo, describing pretzels
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 5, 2021
4. Let’s just get this over with.
This is some pro-level parenting right here.
Playing board games with your kids and deliberately trying to lose so it ends quicker is a parenting art form
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) October 7, 2021
5. Wow! This kid has quite a mouth on them!
Gee, I wonder where they learned it from…
*Kidzbop song plays*
my 4yo: they were ???????? to say "fuck"
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) October 6, 2021
6. What am I doing here, again?
Like mother, like daughter, right?
My daughter forgot her gym uniform at home. When I arrived at her school to drop it off, I realized I also forgot the uniform.
I see where she gets it from.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 5, 2021
7. All the glasses are in that room.
Do you have a room like this in your house?
I’m sorry but if you come to my house and want something to drink, you’re probably gonna need to get a glass from my kid’s room.
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) October 4, 2021
8. I think I see what you’re trying to do here…
Hey, don’t feel bad about it.
ok what if you’re in the school pickup line and you see a woman eating from a charcuterie board in her car, would you judge me?
i mean her would you judge her
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) October 7, 2021
9. What’s going on in that kindergarten class?
Sounds a little fishy to me.
I asked 4 how school was and she said Freya told her to take a toy home and 4 wasn’t sure but Freya said it was fine so 4 hid a toy in her pocket and brought it home and it seems Freya’s recruiting her for some kind of kindergarten crime ring
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) October 5, 2021
10. Don’t ever make that mistake again.
You gotta keep that thing on lockdown!
I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) October 7, 2021
11. Back to your corners!
These kids are all fired up about that costume.
“So lucky our kids have siblings so they’ll always be there for each other,” I mutter as I break up another physical fight between my daughters because they both want to be Hermione Granger for Halloween.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 7, 2021
12. This is a sick burn.
But maybe you needed to hear this…time for a reality check.
10: Grandma, can you teach Mom how to make this dessert?
My mom: Oh, she already knows how to make it, sweetie.
10: No. No, she doesn't.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 3, 2021
How are things around your household lately?
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