Look at you

You’re like a vampire over here, constantly devouring funny tweets until you’ve seen all the good ones that Twitter has to offer.

But that’s where we come in! We want to continue to feed your bloodlust for humor, so we keep providing you with hilarious tweets…because we know how angry you’ll become if you don’t receive your fill. And no one wants that…

So relax, enjoy these funny tweets, and remember that we are the gift that keeps on giving.

Let’s get started!

1. I do this several times a day.

It’s like walking into a room and forgetting why you’re there.

2. Yeah! This is some bullsh*t!

Can I get an Amen on this one?!?!

3. You’ve done this before.

You also make this gesture when you ask for a side of salsa.


4. The best $80 you ever spent!

And now all your problems are solved.

5. This is why no cameras are allowed around here.

Any more questions?

6. I enjoy staying in my cage, as well.

It’s just comfortable in there, ya know?

7. That is the best!

Here I come! Get it ready!

8. This is a little bit uncomfortable.

Just do it and get it over with.


9. They do live a life of leisure, don’t they?

Oh, to be a cat…

10. Why can’t I figure this out?!?!

It’s maddening, isn’t it?

11. I do this at least once a week.

Think of all the things I could put in here…

12. Is anyone paying attention to me?

Hello! I’m dying over here!

Now we want YOU to make US laugh.

In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately: memes, tweets, jokes, videos, etc.

Please and thank you!