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You’re like a vampire over here, constantly devouring funny tweets until you’ve seen all the good ones that Twitter has to offer.
But that’s where we come in! We want to continue to feed your bloodlust for humor, so we keep providing you with hilarious tweets…because we know how angry you’ll become if you don’t receive your fill. And no one wants that…
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1. I do this several times a day.
It’s like walking into a room and forgetting why you’re there.
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
— Sarah ♡ (@sarahmaloneyxx) February 13, 2019
2. Yeah! This is some bullsh*t!
Can I get an Amen on this one?!?!
me: i cannot believe i have to deal with this shit
friend: what?
me: the consequences of my own actions
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) October 15, 2020
3. You’ve done this before.
You also make this gesture when you ask for a side of salsa.
https://twitter.com/itsbriancuh/status/1352035517789925378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1352035517789925378%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fpandemic-life-tweets
4. The best $80 you ever spent!
And now all your problems are solved.
Therapist: you don’t love yourself
Me: so true king. Here’s $80
— olivia (@livstadler) February 5, 2021
5. This is why no cameras are allowed around here.
Any more questions?
“why don’t you have your camera on?”
me: pic.twitter.com/qKQCshJSz2
— sopranos out of context (@oocsopranos) February 5, 2021
6. I enjoy staying in my cage, as well.
It’s just comfortable in there, ya know?
coming out of my cage and i am so stressed out. let me back in the cage
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) February 1, 2021
7. That is the best!
Here I come! Get it ready!
i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig
— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) February 11, 2021
8. This is a little bit uncomfortable.
Just do it and get it over with.
https://twitter.com/staarrgirlll/status/1358850443401715714?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1358850443401715714%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Falliehayes%2Fpandemic-life-tweets
9. They do live a life of leisure, don’t they?
Oh, to be a cat…
i wish i was a cat , no school no works just meow meow
— ryan (@ZH1KELLYS) January 27, 2021
10. Why can’t I figure this out?!?!
It’s maddening, isn’t it?
me explaining
a song I heard
years ago only
knowing the melody google pic.twitter.com/pCXHHH8e3i— Elizabeth Zaks (@ElizabethZaks) May 29, 2019
11. I do this at least once a week.
Think of all the things I could put in here…
One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box.
— Madame Anthro ✨💀 (@madameanthro) January 10, 2020
12. Is anyone paying attention to me?
Hello! I’m dying over here!
me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care pic.twitter.com/ejSCli9wIR
— diante 🙂 (@cumrascal) May 26, 2019
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