Hello, there!
Say, do you like to be entertained?
I certainly hope so!
Because if you don’t…I really don’t know what you’re doing here.
Sorry, I hope that wasn’t too harsh…
The bottom line is that these tweets are so amusing you won’t be able to help but have a big smile on that mug of yours.
Get started now! You can thank us later.
1. This sounds like it was a wake-up call.
You’re depressing the hell out of everyone!
I just told a story at work about my childhood that I thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said I’m so sorry
— Nori Reed (@realnorireed) November 5, 2021
2. Do you have an imaginary camera you look at?
I bet you do…
I be hearing bs and look at the imaginary camera like pic.twitter.com/FPq0wDKmML
— WOO SHIESTY (@GOD_SPEEDXVII) November 6, 2021
3. Now what am I supposed to do?
This is what happens when you live your whole life on Zoom…
me on a 10 minute zoom break pic.twitter.com/EjOLQsTFrd
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) November 1, 2021
4. Ouch. This is pretty good.
Didn’t see that one coming, did you?
Aaron Rodgers didn’t get the Jeopardy gig but still managed to become a host
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) November 5, 2021
5. You showed those kids who’s the boss!
This is incredible.
Eight years ago I entered the local library’s library card design contest not knowing it was for children and absolutely dominated.
Then they made me accept the award at city hall with the kids I beat. ? pic.twitter.com/Y1Jn348dkk
— Trevor Rogers (@trevorgrogers) November 5, 2021
6. Sorry, I can’t hear you.
We’re gonna have to talk later.
i like my music at a volume where i can't hear you
— ඞ (@sadbotonli) November 6, 2021
7. Your daughter is throwing some serious shade your way.
But maybe you had it coming since you have tarot cards? Just a thought…
My daughter is giving me the silent treatment and I asked her why and she goes “why don’t you ask your tarot cards” ?
— May✨ (@MaysTarot) September 8, 2021
8. Is this conversation almost over?
I’m all tapped out and can’t fake interest anymore.
when you've fake laughed twice already and they're still talking pic.twitter.com/sod0pROqP9
— Dark Rabbite (@DarkRabbite) February 13, 2021
9. Weirdly, I’ve been getting a lot of texts from my dentist, too.
It’s all very weird…
my dentist won’t stop texting me pic.twitter.com/9ZTffWQ4Bp
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) November 5, 2021
10. Mine is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Is that weird? The original version, obviously…
girls will say “this is my comfort film” and it’s Gone Girl
— Ruby ? (@RubezyK) November 5, 2021
11. This is where you belong.
Welcome home, my friend.
drunk in a cvs. i’m not lost. i’m home pic.twitter.com/3zJGlYdblb
— James (@CaucasianJames) November 6, 2021
12. I would’ve said the same thing.
Who would do this?
Showed the customs officer my Instagram to prove I’m an actress and he was like “this doesn’t mean anything to me”
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) November 6, 2021
What tweets have you seen lately that made you laugh?
Share them with us in the comments!
We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!
