Hello, there!

Say, do you like to be entertained?

I certainly hope so!

Because if you don’t…I really don’t know what you’re doing here.

Sorry, I hope that wasn’t too harsh…

The bottom line is that these tweets are so amusing you won’t be able to help but have a big smile on that mug of yours.

Get started now! You can thank us later.

1. This sounds like it was a wake-up call.

You’re depressing the hell out of everyone!

2. Do you have an imaginary camera you look at?

I bet you do…

3. Now what am I supposed to do?

This is what happens when you live your whole life on Zoom…

4. Ouch. This is pretty good.

Didn’t see that one coming, did you?

5. You showed those kids who’s the boss!

This is incredible.


6. Sorry, I can’t hear you.

We’re gonna have to talk later.


7. Your daughter is throwing some serious shade your way.

But maybe you had it coming since you have tarot cards? Just a thought…


8. Is this conversation almost over?

I’m all tapped out and can’t fake interest anymore.

9. Weirdly, I’ve been getting a lot of texts from my dentist, too.

It’s all very weird…

10. Mine is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Is that weird? The original version, obviously…

11. This is where you belong.

Welcome home, my friend.

12. I would’ve said the same thing.

Who would do this?


What tweets have you seen lately that made you laugh?

Share them with us in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!