I need to ask you something…

Are you ready to get your laugh on?

I thought you’d say yes!

Okay, here’s the plan: you’re going to scroll down, view the tweets below, and laugh your a** off!

Let’s gooooooooo!

1. You don’t mean that.

Trust me on this one.

2. Ummm, sorry.

You did it again, didn’t you?

3. Definitely a joke.

You get it, right?

4. Stop asking me that question!

I’m never leaving and you know it.

5. Was it worth it?

Righteous bucks…

6. Do you do this?

I do…sometimes.

7. What was I thinking?

I know all about this…

8. Just stop pretending.

No point anymore…

9. A lot of us feel this way.

I was a dodgeball legend.

10. Man, I’m funny!

Just can’t get enough of myself.

11. It was only one calorie, though.

So don’t beat yourself up too much about it.

12. Please get me out of here.

This is awful…help me.

Now we want to hear from you.

Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.

Do it now, friends!