I need to ask you something…
Are you ready to get your laugh on?
I thought you’d say yes!
Okay, here’s the plan: you’re going to scroll down, view the tweets below, and laugh your a** off!
1. You don’t mean that.
Trust me on this one.
I hate when ppl be like “i want you” cuz I swear no tf you don’t????
— ????????? ✰ (@fameboyej2x) November 28, 2021
2. Ummm, sorry.
You did it again, didn’t you?
Friends: “Be ready at 8”
Me at 8:01 pic.twitter.com/yiiYepYV8B
— Hasbulla ? (@HasbullaHive) November 28, 2021
3. Definitely a joke.
You get it, right?
“Are you taken?” yes, as a joke
— sav (@savcisneros) November 27, 2021
4. Stop asking me that question!
I’m never leaving and you know it.
netflix be like “you still there?” i don’t even know anymore bro
— juju ? (@ihyjuju) November 29, 2021
5. Was it worth it?
dudes owe you $20 and ghost you for the rest of their lives
— juju ? (@ihyjuju) November 28, 2021
6. Do you do this?
Me ? not having my first meal until I’m dizzy and on the verge of fainting
— NICKSY (@_Nicksy) November 28, 2021
7. What was I thinking?
I know all about this…
y’all ever miss your sibling, then get around them and be like nvm?
— ً (@onlysimpin) November 28, 2021
8. Just stop pretending.
No point anymore…
Im tired of pretending to be chill, I am Insane?
— @SLAYBYELLA_ ? (@ella_thereal) November 28, 2021
9. A lot of us feel this way.
I was a dodgeball legend.
i coulda went pro if PE was recorded
— Corn ✮ (@sneerid) November 27, 2021
10. Man, I’m funny!
Just can’t get enough of myself.
nobody makes me laugh like i do ❤️
— gen ⍤ (@genmnz) November 28, 2021
11. It was only one calorie, though.
So don’t beat yourself up too much about it.
I just drank a Diet Coke so large it had a calorie in it
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) November 28, 2021
12. Please get me out of here.
This is awful…help me.
When you’re at an afters with people having really deep chats and you’re just trying to stay alive pic.twitter.com/jOornKbWbv
— SPORTbible (@sportbible) November 28, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.
Do it now, friends!