Guys…I think it’s time for all of you to sit back and take some notes…
Because the ladies are en fuego on Twitter!
En fuego means “on fire” for all you non-Spanish speakers out there…
Anyway, prepare to laugh your little heart out as you check out these tweets from some of the funniest women out there.
Take a look!
1. I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Don’t you watch any true crime shows?!?!
you want me to find a husband? The person who is statistically most likely to murder me?
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) January 15, 2023
2. Seriously! Leave some for the rest of us!
Some people are so rude…
if you don’t have adhd do cocaine stop taking up all the adderall
— caca (@cloudeeuhh) January 17, 2023
3. It’s not called The City of Angels for nothing.
Go ahead and take it all in…
LA always looks so beautiful after it rains ❤️ pic.twitter.com/ZGeOQbJjZS
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) January 16, 2023
4. You are definitely not a part of this scene.
Sorry to break it to you!
"why don't we have fancy galas or 23-year-old art prodigies anymore" oh we absolutely still have those things, you're just way too poor to participate, same as you would have been hundreds of years ago
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) January 16, 2023
5. Don’t eat chicken past Day Three.
Always a terrible idea!
I dnt understand meal prep. I just dnt believe tht chicken is edible on dsy 5. I dnt
— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) January 12, 2023
6. Not a whole lot of ladies in there, huh?
Things were a little bit different back then…
POV: you’ve just walked into any given writers room in the 1990s pic.twitter.com/mnOXNqYgtf
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) January 12, 2023
7. This is totally unbearable when it happens.
Why are you sitting down?!?! Where’s the manager?!?!
Yeah taxes are stressful but you ever have a server pull up at chair to your table, then sit down and explain how the restaurant works while making unwavering eye contact
— Kat Kvas 🐀 (@KathrynKvas) January 15, 2023
8. I like the sound of this.
Seems like a great idea to me.
I hate when ppl have kids and suddenly their house is just filled with toys! It’s our house too! When I have kids, the living room won’t look like a children’s museum. It will look like it always did. A prison. With metal bars and a working guillotine and bones everywhere.
— Allison Sanchez (@_A_Sanch) January 15, 2023
9. I think you’re doing the right thing.
You can go to the grocery store another day.
Maybe it’s time to buy groceries, or maybe it’s time to make French toast out of hamburger buns. pic.twitter.com/XgeqC0I6eG
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 17, 2023
10. Hey, you gave it your best shot.
But it’s time to go back to what you know best.
today was my first ‘Pilates class’ because i am slowly becoming a person i used to hate. anyways, i slept through it. back to the trenches (the jane fonda workout on YouTube)
— jamie loftus 🌭 (@jamieloftusHELP) January 16, 2023
11. My, how things have changed…
Who saw this coming?
he used to hate posting but now that we done he act like iCarly
— d✮isy (@toohighforthiis) January 12, 2023
12. Pick up the pace, will ya?!?!
Stop making me look like an idiot!
i hate when i’m trying to show my frens an amazing show and it starts off slow asf , like why are you embarrassing me ??
— ? (@aliyahInterlude) January 17, 2023
What are some of your favorite tweets?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Let’s see what you got!