Hey there, I have a question for you…
When’s the last time you laughed?
I mean the last time you really laughed to the point that your stomach hurt and you needed to lay down on the ground to catch your breath?
Well, if it’s been a while, we’re gonna put a stop to that right this instant.
Because we have a feeling it’s been wayyyyyy too long…
So kick your feet up, relax, and get ready to LAUGH OUT LOUD.
1. This is a good point.
That darn duck!
they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck pic.twitter.com/BQmsz4Ps7r
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 20, 2021
2. This is gonna be all the rage.
Mark my words.
Vodka P*pa John’s garlic sauce shot with Parmesan rim. I live outside of God’s sight and by consequence outside of his love. pic.twitter.com/LjLyjcV9If
— jugs judy (@warmbrietoast) July 18, 2021
3. Just go to sleep and forget about them.
Hey, that’s what I do, too!
Me trying to solve my problems: pic.twitter.com/nu85aIHkwC
— • (@ohrandomshiiit) July 23, 2021
4. Hey, that is not cool at all!
Look at what you’re putting this poor guy through.
woman: aw he’s so cute
me: thanks he’s a rescue
my boyfriend: stop telling people that
— S.LIZ – STREAM ‘NOT THAT DEEP’ ? (@slizagna) July 24, 2021
5. It’s true!
What, you didn’t know that?
The reason sunsets are beautiful is that the sun does its best work when approaching a deadline
— dan wickes (@dan_wickes) June 8, 2021
6. That’s really all it takes.
The more you know!
Pro tip for making low-fat meals delicious: add fat
— Rachel McCartney (@RachelMComedy) June 21, 2021
7. You, my friend, are a true romantic.
You’re definitely gonna meet The One.
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar)
— Alex (@alexgmurd) June 6, 2021
8. I feel kind of guilty when this happens.
I didn’t mean to snitch on you!
does anyone else feel guilty when you snitch on your computer or are you normal pic.twitter.com/bwnAQQJzu0
— Katie Haller (@halleratyou) June 11, 2021
9. That kid is EVIL.
Keep an eye on that one.
me: I told our son it's ok to cry if you drop your ice cream
wife: what did he say?
me: he kept laughing at me
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) June 9, 2021
10. No worries if not!
This sounds like an empty threat if I’ve ever heard one…
once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not!
— Lane Moore?Madison 9/6, Seattle 9/7, Portland 9/8 (@hellolanemoore) June 6, 2021
11. You really need to get that looked at.
I think you might have a problem.
no sun for me today got absolutely baked yesterday pic.twitter.com/T2dkmYErpJ
— brown sauce (@Itsbradleee) July 18, 2021
12. I don’t have a staff…yet.
But I will sooner than later!
You have as many hours in the day as Beyoncé. But, BITCH.. do I have the staff? ?? pic.twitter.com/us5hMobwto
— puddin’? (@daasTRILL) July 21, 2021
Now you’re gonna make us laugh!
In the comments, share some more funny tweets so we can keep this party going!
Memes, photos, and jokes will work, too!
Thanks a lot, friends!