Alright, amigos, it’s time for another installment of hilarious tweets from all kinds of random folks.
You love, I love it, we all love it!
So what do you say we get down to business?
Funny business, that is!
Get started now!
1. Got ’em!
Works every time.
Me: Time travel
Boss: What is your biggest stren—WHAT?!
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 18, 2015
2. Good point.
What do you think?
Why are swords cooler than knives but knife guys are so much cooler than sword guys
— NO (@stolenvalorfan) August 5, 2021
3. You only get four hours.
So make it count.
“are you an early bird or a night owl?” idk man i am only good for 4 hours in the middle of the day, like, 11-3. i’m in a fugue state as i type this
— madrigal (@whatmaddness) August 3, 2021
4. Hot but unstable.
A great combo!
getting hotter but
for sure more unstable
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) August 4, 2021
5. It is what it is.
Just being honest.
My body is not a temple, it is at best a decaying old cabin with a horrifying past.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) January 9, 2021
6. She might someday.
You never know…
as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) August 4, 2021
7. They really went out on a limb.
Thanks for blazing that trail!
The first motherfucker to eat a crab had to really really want that shit
— Rancho Coochiemuncha (@LangstonKerman) August 5, 2021
8. I love it!
All rental houses should come with a dog.
The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal. pic.twitter.com/JmTyf6oymY
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 5, 2021
9. Lovin’ it.
You don’t see cats get excited too often.
— Red Reddington (@Yo_Davy) August 4, 2021
10. Here we are again.
That was quick!
well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point
— trash jones (@jzux) December 20, 2021
11. I’m here for it!
Love a good beef!
“Having a Wet Beef” is Socialism pic.twitter.com/ehgMWo8nzy
— 2Mistake 2Baby (@TokyoDilf) August 6, 2021
12. It’s pretty rough.
Just keeps getting worse!
A hangover at 43 has the emotional toll of giving away a child
— Sean Donnelly (@seanytime) August 3, 2021
Now it’s your turn to make us laugh!
Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments.
Thanks in advance!